"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girl at work is a sure thing...but I'm not so sure

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So there's girl at work who i've been flirting with. Went out last friday and made out although we didn't bang.

Thing is she is now making overt signs. We work together late shifts and tonight she even asked me to come her way home rather than mine.

She's tall (5'9), slim with great legs and she's okay looking. Sometimes I look at her she's pretty hot, sometimes not - that kind of girl.

Thing is, I'm gaming another girl at work who is playing hard to get and is kind of more challenging. Also she can be a bit whiny and i'm afraid she might be the clingy type. So i'm not sure. I told her she can come to my place tomorrow night before heading home.

i've tried telling i'm not the kind of guy she should be interested in, that she should find someone better. that i'm broken etc but if anything that seems to make her want me more!!! how fvcked up is that?

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you do bang someone from work it does have to be just the one person. If you start banging everybody at work... get ready for some real drama.
 
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lanba said:
If you do bang someone from work it does have to be just the one person. If you start banging everybody at work... get ready for some real drama.
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Listen to these words. I meet alot of women at work so it's hard for me to say "don't shiit where you eat." But what you're doing is backing up a cement truck full of crap and just filling the office with foul smelling stools...:moon:
 
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SgtSplacker said:
Listen to these words. I meet alot of women at work so it's hard for me to say "don't shiit where you eat." But what you're doing is backing up a cement truck full of crap and just filling the office with foul smelling stools...:moon:
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lol. well this girl knows i'm seducing others. in fact when i innocently asked who she reeled off everyone except who i was gaming.
 
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Son,

If your job puts food on your table and a roof over your head and will do so for the foreseeable future, do not jeopardize it over poon. Go out somewhere else and find women. And if women know what you are doing and they don't like it, you might want to expect a firing or harassment suite. Be smarter.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ok. no more poon at work. to be honest i have a bad feeling about it anyway. i can't keep them off me though. like beating them off with a sh1tty stick.
 
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