"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gift Idea... Rate it

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Basically, I've known this girl for ages, but whiel I'm dating another girl, I still like this one alot more. Anyway, its her birthday this weekend, so I was wondering if this gift idea is any good: A found a nice necklace at a local mall, so i was gonna buy that and hang it on a teddy bear, and since her favourite flowers are dandy's, I was gonna put those in the teddy bears hand?

Oh, and how do you think my girlfriend would/should react to this?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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oakraiderz2

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Are you serious? Shes gonna be thrilled.:rolleyes:
 
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That would be a perfect gift....................IF she was your girlfriend :)

If you do end up giving it to a gf in the future you should have a teddy bear with your name on it, and have a locket around it's neck with a picture of the two of you together.
 
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You known her, but you havent dated her? Sounds like friends zone to me.
 
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Girls don't get presents until:

1. AFTER you've ****ed them
2. and you still want to see them

So.. no present.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Unless you have gone out for awhile and would like to commit to this girl,presents are a no-no your presence should be more then enough of a present. But nonetheless that is a good idea.
 
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Get her the necklace because most guys do the teddy bear thing....

6/10 for the gift that you want to give her.
 
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If she is a dunce, or a daft biotch, get it for her. All women like to be treated like gold diggers, without asking for it at first. I bet she's going to respond with a stern look, and asking a lot of questions. She will still keep the gift though, and mention how she has to accept it, therefore releasing her from all future requirements, and pklacing the obstinant onus upon yourself.

She won't like the gift though...

It's too much, deep down, she will know she doesn't deserve it. She has other problems in her life, money in the form of a gift won't help. If some girl got me one, I'd tell her "thanks, I'll be out tomorrow trying to sell it for every penny it is worth to you". She may not respect you that much though.
 
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