"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GF with another guy, IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!

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B-Lemond

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Me and my girlfriend went to the gym. She was in the room before going in the gym. I was in the gym doing push-ups. She was looking at me, but I was kind of mad at her, (I don't know why), so I put my towel on my head so that she couldn't see my face. She tried to tell me something but with the towel on my head I didn't listen. So while I was doing some push-ups this guy walks in the room where she was. She was sitting down and this guy goes around and keeps eye contact with her (it seemed like she was checking him out) and then he asks a general question "What are you guys watching?" Then she answers. (can't remember what)

Anyway I come back in the room and she tells me that I'm tired and I should go to sleep in the room. I ignore her the whole time. I then go to the counter to get a napkin but they are $3 for the little pack. So I start to leave and the she pulls out her wallet to pay for it then she drops a $2 coin (canadian). I then start to walk away but she "slaps" me with her wallet. I just walked away and sat down so I could "sleep". She and her new buddy go into the gym and sit down at the end of the mat so they could watch the basketball game. I think I see a girl that I know so I walk over there, but it isn't her so I just walk outside from the back. As I'm walking out this guy sits next to her almost touching her with his leg. He then says something. She didn't hear it so he lowers his voice so he can get closer for her to hear it thus, initiating kino.

My plan was to stay occupied outside and not even see her, so she would have to look for me when she wanted to go. (she drove) As I walk outside I meet this 24 ish year old women and I tell her what just happened. As I'm telling her I accidentaly walk back to the gym, so I see her by herself. She sees me with the lady and then we walk out the other back door.

Then I woke up.
Weird dream. Do you guys have any idea what this dream means.

Anyway, WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. Even though its a dream it is still plausable in real life.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by bluelemond
If you don't have anything useful to say....then don't say it at all.
No, if YOU don't have anything useful to say, don't say.

Biggest waste of my ****ing time ever.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
YOU JUST WAISTED 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AZZHOLE!!!!!!! :box: :cuss:
LMAO, I was wondering why the heck you'd put that, after reading it I understand....LOL!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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it means your afraid of losing your girlfriend. interesting dream.
 

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It's a silly dream, not a prophecy. last night i had a dream where i was mugged by a band of kangaroo's, then some koalas came and started a gangfight with the kangaroo's. What does that mean?!?!
 

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Originally posted by strams4ever
It's a silly dream, not a prophecy. last night i had a dream where i was mugged by a band of kangaroo's, then some koalas came and started a gangfight with the kangaroo's. What does that mean?!?!
it OBVIOUSLY means that you should invest in the shoelace market.

god dumb question.
 

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James Bond Spider got this one covered.

You don't like your girlfriend.
:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wow........this dream of yours..........ummmmmmmmmmm............................it means YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
wow........this dream of yours..........ummmmmmmmmmm............................it means YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now now. lets play nice.

*sigh* no one noticed my genius joke. lol
 

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google dream doctor , explains all this type of things . could be something , could be nothing . best of luck .
 
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YOU JUST WAISTED 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AZZHOLE!!!!!!!
lmao! You guys are freakin comedians! all of you deserve your veryown tv show on comedy central!
 

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this dream apparently means you have very strong feelings for your girlfriend and you are afraid that she doesnt have as deep of feelings for you and you are afraid that you will lose her.

this was just a silly dream.

and stop eating so much junk food and caffine before bed .
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The funniest part was that when I woke up I was thinking "She wants to play games. We'll play fvckin' games!" hahahaha
 
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