"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GF with another guy, IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!

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B-Lemond

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Me and my girlfriend went to the gym. She was in the room before going in the gym. I was in the gym doing push-ups. She was looking at me, but I was kind of mad at her, (I don't know why), so I put my towel on my head so that she couldn't see my face. She tried to tell me something but with the towel on my head I didn't listen. So while I was doing some push-ups this guy walks in the room where she was. She was sitting down and this guy goes around and keeps eye contact with her (it seemed like she was checking him out) and then he asks a general question "What are you guys watching?" Then she answers. (can't remember what)

Anyway I come back in the room and she tells me that I'm tired and I should go to sleep in the room. I ignore her the whole time. I then go to the counter to get a napkin but they are $3 for the little pack. So I start to leave and the she pulls out her wallet to pay for it then she drops a $2 coin (canadian). I then start to walk away but she "slaps" me with her wallet. I just walked away and sat down so I could "sleep". She and her new buddy go into the gym and sit down at the end of the mat so they could watch the basketball game. I think I see a girl that I know so I walk over there, but it isn't her so I just walk outside from the back. As I'm walking out this guy sits next to her almost touching her with his leg. He then says something. She didn't hear it so he lowers his voice so he can get closer for her to hear it thus, initiating kino.

My plan was to stay occupied outside and not even see her, so she would have to look for me when she wanted to go. (she drove) As I walk outside I meet this 24 ish year old women and I tell her what just happened. As I'm telling her I accidentaly walk back to the gym, so I see her by herself. She sees me with the lady and then we walk out the other back door.

Then I woke up.
Weird dream. Do you guys have any idea what this dream means.

Anyway, WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. Even though its a dream it is still plausable in real life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by bluelemond
If you don't have anything useful to say....then don't say it at all.
No, if YOU don't have anything useful to say, don't say.

Biggest waste of my ****ing time ever.
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
YOU JUST WAISTED 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AZZHOLE!!!!!!! :box: :cuss:
LMAO, I was wondering why the heck you'd put that, after reading it I understand....LOL!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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it means your afraid of losing your girlfriend. interesting dream.
 

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It's a silly dream, not a prophecy. last night i had a dream where i was mugged by a band of kangaroo's, then some koalas came and started a gangfight with the kangaroo's. What does that mean?!?!
 

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Originally posted by strams4ever
It's a silly dream, not a prophecy. last night i had a dream where i was mugged by a band of kangaroo's, then some koalas came and started a gangfight with the kangaroo's. What does that mean?!?!
it OBVIOUSLY means that you should invest in the shoelace market.

god dumb question.
 

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James Bond Spider got this one covered.

You don't like your girlfriend.
:D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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wow........this dream of yours..........ummmmmmmmmmm............................it means YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

dannowillbookem

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
wow........this dream of yours..........ummmmmmmmmmm............................it means YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now now. lets play nice.

*sigh* no one noticed my genius joke. lol
 

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google dream doctor , explains all this type of things . could be something , could be nothing . best of luck .
 
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YOU JUST WAISTED 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE AZZHOLE!!!!!!!
lmao! You guys are freakin comedians! all of you deserve your veryown tv show on comedy central!
 

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this dream apparently means you have very strong feelings for your girlfriend and you are afraid that she doesnt have as deep of feelings for you and you are afraid that you will lose her.

this was just a silly dream.

and stop eating so much junk food and caffine before bed .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The funniest part was that when I woke up I was thinking "She wants to play games. We'll play fvckin' games!" hahahaha
 
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