"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GF/wife prefers dildo over penis

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I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".

Now let me ask you men something... How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says "I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo"?

Let's see how it feels when we turn tables to you!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PLEASE READ BEFORE AnSWERING

I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".

Now let me ask you men something... How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says "I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo"?

Let's see how it feels when we turn tables to you!
Ouch, I would feel useless... But, I bet the boredom, in this case, is usually temporary! Could be a good break, if I'm tired, though! I guess a girl needs to do what a girl needs to do... variety is good! different sizes, textures, colors... But, I doubt, they make one with actual blood pumping through it! LOL!!! If a guy is bored of your vagina, maybe try some self control games, teasing, and different lubes... Have fun!!!
 

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Ouch, I would feel useless... But, I bet the boredom, in this case, is usually temporary! Could be a good break, if I'm tired, though! I guess a girl needs to do what a girl needs to do... variety is good! different sizes, textures, colors... But, I doubt, they make one with actual blood pumping through it! LOL!!! If a guy is bored of your vagina, maybe try some self control games, teasing, and different lubes... Have fun!!!
Omg no! I would never get sick of penis... But I'm trying to tell guys how it hurts when guys say their sick of vagina and want anal instead.

Ouch! It hurts when men say that to is to!
 

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It has nothing to do with "being sick of vagina". It has to do with domination and inflicting punishment and pain but after a while that pain turns to pleasure...

It definitely feels tight and I love finding out how much I can stretch it open and make it gape, if she can take it all the way in and then if she can take a good hard pounding up the ass...

And it's completely a different thing than what you said regarding the dildo's...any woman that would prefer a dildo over a penis only shows they have been with guys that don't know how to use their's properly.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It has nothing to do with "being sick of vagina". It has to do with domination and inflicting punishment and pain but after a while that pain turns to pleasure...

It definitely feels tight and I love finding out how much I can stretch it open and make it gape, if she can take it all the way in and then if she can take a good hard pounding up the ass...

And it's completely a different thing than what you said regarding the dildo's...any woman that would prefer a dildo over a penis only shows they have been with guys that don't know how to use their's properly.
Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
 

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Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
Its a different scenario though. If you are replacing my **** then it means I'm not able to provide any pleasure with my tools. If you do anal then its still you providing the pleasure, just not in the region you normally do. Still you are the one providing that pleasure, not a blow up doll next to you.
 

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Its a different scenario though. If you are replacing my **** then it means I'm not able to provide any pleasure with my tools. If you do anal then its still you providing the pleasure, just not in the region you normally do. Still you are the one providing that pleasure, not a blow up doll next to you.
How is that a different scenario? You are replacing my VAGlNA with the dirtiest part of the human body, the shlttt expeller. Nothing can be more degrading than that
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yes but you are still the one providing the pleasure to the guy, its not like he is replacing you with a blow up doll.
 

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Yes but you are still the one providing the pleasure to the guy, its not like he is replacing you with a blow up doll.
Hmmm. Idk. I would never have anal to begin with. But if I do... I would never do it with a penis since there is a higher chance of diseases with anal-penis sex. Id rather have it with a dildo. No homo

But if he does somehow convince me to have anal-penis... I'm pooing all over his penis
 
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Hmmm. Idk. I would never have anal to begin with. But if I do... I would never do it with a penis since there is a higher chance of diseases with anal-penis sex. I
If you are that worried about your men having diseases, maybe you should quit riding the c0ck carousel and just sleep with one man at a time who you know is clean.
 

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If you are that worried about your men having diseases, maybe you should quit riding the c0ck carousel and just sleep with one man at a time who you know is clean.
You were here when I first created this account and therefore should remember me telling that I am a virgin for religious reasons ... So no I'm not riding c0ck carousel
 

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Well props to you for saving your virginity. If anal is off the charts for you then you need to establish that boundary from the start with any guy you date.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You were here when I first created this account and therefore should remember me telling that I am a virgin for religious reasons ... So no I'm not riding c0ck carousel
I don't recognize you as anymore than another woman coming to our forum to cause trouble. If you aren't sexually active then what compelled you to ask your original question "How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says ' I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo' ?" Why don't you ask us questions that relate to your own experiences with men (if you have any), not just some random emotionally triggered goon babble such as this?
 

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I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".
So when do you hear these guys say this? Are you hiding under the couples' beds? Are you being involved in threesomes? This kind of stuff doesn't usually come up in daily conversation over tea when you've got company over.
 

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Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
I would ignore her and do the hell what I want. I wouldn't give a shiz....Plus I would stick the dildo in her ***** and fu ck her in the a ss
 

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I would ignore her and do the hell what I want. I wouldn't give a shiz....Plus I would stick the dildo in her ***** and fu ck her in the a ss
But what if she poos all over your penis and urine hole and you catch aids/hiv
 

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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