"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GF/wife prefers dildo over penis

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I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".

Now let me ask you men something... How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says "I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo"?

Let's see how it feels when we turn tables to you!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PLEASE READ BEFORE AnSWERING

I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".

Now let me ask you men something... How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says "I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo"?

Let's see how it feels when we turn tables to you!
Ouch, I would feel useless... But, I bet the boredom, in this case, is usually temporary! Could be a good break, if I'm tired, though! I guess a girl needs to do what a girl needs to do... variety is good! different sizes, textures, colors... But, I doubt, they make one with actual blood pumping through it! LOL!!! If a guy is bored of your vagina, maybe try some self control games, teasing, and different lubes... Have fun!!!
 

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Ouch, I would feel useless... But, I bet the boredom, in this case, is usually temporary! Could be a good break, if I'm tired, though! I guess a girl needs to do what a girl needs to do... variety is good! different sizes, textures, colors... But, I doubt, they make one with actual blood pumping through it! LOL!!! If a guy is bored of your vagina, maybe try some self control games, teasing, and different lubes... Have fun!!!
Omg no! I would never get sick of penis... But I'm trying to tell guys how it hurts when guys say their sick of vagina and want anal instead.

Ouch! It hurts when men say that to is to!
 

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It has nothing to do with "being sick of vagina". It has to do with domination and inflicting punishment and pain but after a while that pain turns to pleasure...

It definitely feels tight and I love finding out how much I can stretch it open and make it gape, if she can take it all the way in and then if she can take a good hard pounding up the ass...

And it's completely a different thing than what you said regarding the dildo's...any woman that would prefer a dildo over a penis only shows they have been with guys that don't know how to use their's properly.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It has nothing to do with "being sick of vagina". It has to do with domination and inflicting punishment and pain but after a while that pain turns to pleasure...

It definitely feels tight and I love finding out how much I can stretch it open and make it gape, if she can take it all the way in and then if she can take a good hard pounding up the ass...

And it's completely a different thing than what you said regarding the dildo's...any woman that would prefer a dildo over a penis only shows they have been with guys that don't know how to use their's properly.
Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
 

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Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
Its a different scenario though. If you are replacing my **** then it means I'm not able to provide any pleasure with my tools. If you do anal then its still you providing the pleasure, just not in the region you normally do. Still you are the one providing that pleasure, not a blow up doll next to you.
 

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Its a different scenario though. If you are replacing my **** then it means I'm not able to provide any pleasure with my tools. If you do anal then its still you providing the pleasure, just not in the region you normally do. Still you are the one providing that pleasure, not a blow up doll next to you.
How is that a different scenario? You are replacing my VAGlNA with the dirtiest part of the human body, the shlttt expeller. Nothing can be more degrading than that
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yes but you are still the one providing the pleasure to the guy, its not like he is replacing you with a blow up doll.
 

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Yes but you are still the one providing the pleasure to the guy, its not like he is replacing you with a blow up doll.
Hmmm. Idk. I would never have anal to begin with. But if I do... I would never do it with a penis since there is a higher chance of diseases with anal-penis sex. Id rather have it with a dildo. No homo

But if he does somehow convince me to have anal-penis... I'm pooing all over his penis
 
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Hmmm. Idk. I would never have anal to begin with. But if I do... I would never do it with a penis since there is a higher chance of diseases with anal-penis sex. I
If you are that worried about your men having diseases, maybe you should quit riding the c0ck carousel and just sleep with one man at a time who you know is clean.
 

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If you are that worried about your men having diseases, maybe you should quit riding the c0ck carousel and just sleep with one man at a time who you know is clean.
You were here when I first created this account and therefore should remember me telling that I am a virgin for religious reasons ... So no I'm not riding c0ck carousel
 

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Well props to you for saving your virginity. If anal is off the charts for you then you need to establish that boundary from the start with any guy you date.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You were here when I first created this account and therefore should remember me telling that I am a virgin for religious reasons ... So no I'm not riding c0ck carousel
I don't recognize you as anymore than another woman coming to our forum to cause trouble. If you aren't sexually active then what compelled you to ask your original question "How would YOU feel if your gf/wife says ' I'm getting bored with your penis, phuck me vaginally with a dildo' ?" Why don't you ask us questions that relate to your own experiences with men (if you have any), not just some random emotionally triggered goon babble such as this?
 

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I'm a 21 y.o woman and hear so many straight guys nowadays telling their wife/gf saying "I'm getting bored of your vagina, let's try anal".
So when do you hear these guys say this? Are you hiding under the couples' beds? Are you being involved in threesomes? This kind of stuff doesn't usually come up in daily conversation over tea when you've got company over.
 

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Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
I would ignore her and do the hell what I want. I wouldn't give a shiz....Plus I would stick the dildo in her ***** and fu ck her in the a ss
 

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I would ignore her and do the hell what I want. I wouldn't give a shiz....Plus I would stick the dildo in her ***** and fu ck her in the a ss
But what if she poos all over your penis and urine hole and you catch aids/hiv
 

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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