"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ok im going out with this new girl she is hot and everything im over at her place right now (shes in bed) about 2 hours ago i was in her bathroom brushing my teeth and i accidently knocked over her toothbrush holder and itr went straight into the toilet!!

I grab it out put it back without thinking and then she walks in. She grabs her toothhbrush and before i had time to think its in her mouth. Its so disgusting then she like trys to kiss me goodnight and i couldnt do it. I said "i think i got a cold comign on your dont want to kiss me" :eek:. Im afraid il never be able to kiss her again il keep thinking of toilets. Help guys what do use think?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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But i will never be able to kiss her again man. Il keep seeing a toilet in her mouth.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.
 
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Read the rest of his posts, its a joke.
 
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you're a funny guy, i must say. But if you're gonna post jokes, do it in the anything else forum. No need cluttering up useful boards. :)
 
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