"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ok im going out with this new girl she is hot and everything im over at her place right now (shes in bed) about 2 hours ago i was in her bathroom brushing my teeth and i accidently knocked over her toothbrush holder and itr went straight into the toilet!!

I grab it out put it back without thinking and then she walks in. She grabs her toothhbrush and before i had time to think its in her mouth. Its so disgusting then she like trys to kiss me goodnight and i couldnt do it. I said "i think i got a cold comign on your dont want to kiss me" :eek:. Im afraid il never be able to kiss her again il keep thinking of toilets. Help guys what do use think?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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But i will never be able to kiss her again man. Il keep seeing a toilet in her mouth.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.
 
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Read the rest of his posts, its a joke.
 
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you're a funny guy, i must say. But if you're gonna post jokes, do it in the anything else forum. No need cluttering up useful boards. :)
 
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