Gf/toilet/brush

[Black_Italian]

Ok im going out with this new girl she is hot and everything im over at her place right now (shes in bed) about 2 hours ago i was in her bathroom brushing my teeth and i accidently knocked over her toothbrush holder and itr went straight into the toilet!!

I grab it out put it back without thinking and then she walks in. She grabs her toothhbrush and before i had time to think its in her mouth. Its so disgusting then she like trys to kiss me goodnight and i couldnt do it. I said "i think i got a cold comign on your dont want to kiss me" . Im afraid il never be able to kiss her again il keep thinking of toilets. Help guys what do use think?

 

[Miles Davis]

lol, that's a funny story. Buy her a new toothbrush and throw out her old one.

 

[Black_Italian]

But i will never be able to kiss her again man. Il keep seeing a toilet in her mouth.

 

[spider_007]

come on, quit with the sainfild episodes.............

go to sleep

 

[Black_Italian]

I Cant i am on midnight watch for red lion ninjas

 

[Black_Italian]

lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

Someone here just bought Seinfeld on DVD I think...

 

[KingPinp]

Read the rest of his posts, its a joke.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

you're a funny guy, i must say. But if you're gonna post jokes, do it in the anything else forum. No need cluttering up useful boards.