"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GF queefs b4 I did nething? wtf?

LuvLadies

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i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Maybe she pushed air up inside of her by washing in the shower? We think of the queef as a post-sex thing, but sex is just the only time we are around that area, maybe it happens other times, too, who knows?
 

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You're letting your insecurities get the best of you. You have NOTHING to worry about.
 

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LuvLadies said:
Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
Well, if the air that punched you in the nose has a taint of sweaty sac and clorox you may have something to worry about.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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did it get in your face? that's sick man.

And apparently some girls can do this stuff at will if they try. Maybe she was messing with you to see your reaction. :crackup:
 

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LuvLadies said:
i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
I don't get it. Are you expecting to find some other object in there? It's an organ which has an opening which air can enter such like your mouth. Do you need anything in your mouth for air to come out of it??? :confused:
 
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