"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GF queefs b4 I did nething? wtf?

LuvLadies

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i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Maybe she pushed air up inside of her by washing in the shower? We think of the queef as a post-sex thing, but sex is just the only time we are around that area, maybe it happens other times, too, who knows?
 

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You're letting your insecurities get the best of you. You have NOTHING to worry about.
 

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LuvLadies said:
Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
Well, if the air that punched you in the nose has a taint of sweaty sac and clorox you may have something to worry about.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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did it get in your face? that's sick man.

And apparently some girls can do this stuff at will if they try. Maybe she was messing with you to see your reaction. :crackup:
 

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LuvLadies said:
i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
I don't get it. Are you expecting to find some other object in there? It's an organ which has an opening which air can enter such like your mouth. Do you need anything in your mouth for air to come out of it??? :confused:
 
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