"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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GF queefs b4 I did nething? wtf?

LuvLadies

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i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maybe she pushed air up inside of her by washing in the shower? We think of the queef as a post-sex thing, but sex is just the only time we are around that area, maybe it happens other times, too, who knows?
 

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You're letting your insecurities get the best of you. You have NOTHING to worry about.
 

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LuvLadies said:
Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
Well, if the air that punched you in the nose has a taint of sweaty sac and clorox you may have something to worry about.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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did it get in your face? that's sick man.

And apparently some girls can do this stuff at will if they try. Maybe she was messing with you to see your reaction. :crackup:
 

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LuvLadies said:
i go dwn on her and theres air coming out. Before I even stick it in. She had taken a shower a little before I got there. Is there ne possibility that there wasn't another **** inside of her?
I don't get it. Are you expecting to find some other object in there? It's an organ which has an opening which air can enter such like your mouth. Do you need anything in your mouth for air to come out of it??? :confused:
 
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