Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I've never had any problems flushing condoms. They're not any bigger than toilet paper, I don't see how it would be a problem.
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
WOW :nervous: hella terrifying!Originally posted by reyalp
Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.
She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.
ahahahahaha
Well, like I said after WaterTiger, child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me.Originally posted by diablo
Isn't that a little extreme?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The only thing that came to my mind after reading this:Originally posted by reyalp
Yep
Take a bit of Leykis 101 here.....the tabasco rule. DITCH that condom, don't leave it lying around. Or put tabasco sauce in it, then throw it away. If you hear a blood-curtling scream, grab your **** and leave ASAP.
Or if you really want to be cruel, run outside, call the cops and file extortion charges.
Child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me over 18yrs. No orgasm is worth $300,000!
Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.
She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.
ahahahahaha
Diaboicle!Originally posted by reyalp
the idea with the tabasco thing is that it would irritate the lining of the vagina and uterus enough that it would make the environment inhospitable for an embryo to attach to the uteran lining.