"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Getting rid of condoms...

Shiftkey

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I've never had any problems flushing condoms. They're not any bigger than toilet paper, I don't see how it would be a problem.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by reyalp
Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.

She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.

ahahahahaha
WOW :nervous: hella terrifying!
 

reyalp

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Originally posted by diablo
Isn't that a little extreme?
Well, like I said after WaterTiger, child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me.
If I were to ever to overlook something that simple, and it ended up costing me $1500/mo in child support, my foot would become permanently lodged in my ass.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by reyalp
Yep

Take a bit of Leykis 101 here.....the tabasco rule. DITCH that condom, don't leave it lying around. Or put tabasco sauce in it, then throw it away. If you hear a blood-curtling scream, grab your **** and leave ASAP.

Or if you really want to be cruel, run outside, call the cops and file extortion charges.

Child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me over 18yrs. No orgasm is worth $300,000!


Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.

She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.

ahahahahaha
The only thing that came to my mind after reading this:

OWNED!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

amazing story hahaha
 

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I always do 2 things.

1) take the condom to the bathroom, and fill it up with water at the sink. Then hold it up and see if any water comes out anywhere to check for leaks

2) Flush that sucker down the toilet.

The only problem I have with Leykis' tabasco thing is that: While you may have found out that she's trying to get pregnant, there's also the chance that she actually did get pregnant! I'm sure tabasco sauce doesn't kill any sperms. I'd prefer to never even give her the chance.
 

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the idea with the tabasco thing is that it would irritate the lining of the vagina and uterus enough that it would make the environment inhospitable for an embryo to attach to the uteran lining.

but i agree, complete and utter disposal is necessary, in every case.
 

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Originally posted by reyalp
the idea with the tabasco thing is that it would irritate the lining of the vagina and uterus enough that it would make the environment inhospitable for an embryo to attach to the uteran lining.
Diaboicle!
I'm definately adding that one to the bio bag of tricks! Hmmm I bet I can use the habanero variety and yell "arriba" before I head for the nearest open window.
 
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