Getting rid of condoms...

[Shiftkey]

I've never had any problems flushing condoms. They're not any bigger than toilet paper, I don't see how it would be a problem.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Most people seem to have no problems flushing, even with septic tanks.
http://www.undercovercondoms.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=26&whichpage=1

However, it is probably not environmentally-friendly. Some get strained out by water-treatment, but many end up in oceans, lakes, and rivers. Animals choke on them and die.

 

[DrMetallica]

( . )( . ), Brilliant!!!

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by reyalp
Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.

She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.

ahahahahaha

WOW :nervous: hella terrifying!

 

[reyalp]

Originally posted by diablo
Isn't that a little extreme?

Well, like I said after WaterTiger, child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me.
If I were to ever to overlook something that simple, and it ended up costing me $1500/mo in child support, my foot would become permanently lodged in my ass.

 

[djbr]

Originally posted by reyalp
Yep

Take a bit of Leykis 101 here.....the tabasco rule. DITCH that condom, don't leave it lying around. Or put tabasco sauce in it, then throw it away. If you hear a blood-curtling scream, grab your **** and leave ASAP.

Or if you really want to be cruel, run outside, call the cops and file extortion charges.

Child support would be a $300,000+ mistake for me over 18yrs. No orgasm is worth $300,000!


Now I've got a buddy, who fakes being affluent, that has had a vasectomy (since they can be reversed now.) He busted a nut in this one girl and actually heard her whisper "Gotcha *****" when he was walking out of her room. He thought it was funny, it was the exact same thing he was thinking.

She called him about a month later and said "I'm late." and he said "No you're not. I had a vasectomy performed in 2003." she sat there silent for about a minute, and then hung up.

ahahahahaha

The only thing that came to my mind after reading this:

OWNED!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

amazing story hahaha

 

[italostud]

I always do 2 things.

1) take the condom to the bathroom, and fill it up with water at the sink. Then hold it up and see if any water comes out anywhere to check for leaks

2) Flush that sucker down the toilet.

The only problem I have with Leykis' tabasco thing is that: While you may have found out that she's trying to get pregnant, there's also the chance that she actually did get pregnant! I'm sure tabasco sauce doesn't kill any sperms. I'd prefer to never even give her the chance.

 

[reyalp]

the idea with the tabasco thing is that it would irritate the lining of the vagina and uterus enough that it would make the environment inhospitable for an embryo to attach to the uteran lining.

but i agree, complete and utter disposal is necessary, in every case.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by reyalp
the idea with the tabasco thing is that it would irritate the lining of the vagina and uterus enough that it would make the environment inhospitable for an embryo to attach to the uteran lining.

Diaboicle!
I'm definately adding that one to the bio bag of tricks! Hmmm I bet I can use the habanero variety and yell "arriba" before I head for the nearest open window.