"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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getting expelled (must peep)

LikRetsam

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Originally posted by blienk
Why stop at just a kiss? If I were you, I'd whip out my schlong and shove it in her mouth. Might as well go out in a blaze of glory, eh?

Sorry, I just don't see the appeal of this whole idea. How satisfying can a kiss be if it's non-consentual? Sure, it takes balls, but I think it's still a lot closer to AFC than DJ.
That was freaking hilarious.

As for the 2nd point.... the kiss is never worth it. NEVER. A single kiss when not consentual is ****. It just sucks. It lacks the passion!

Blienk, you are my hero.

What he said is all you need to read here. It's not worth it and she has a boyfriend. It's just stupid. Albeit, I don't take back the fact that it would be funny. I just think for your goal, it is not worth it.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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InsidiousNstinct

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Ok....your getting kicked out of school and all you can worry about is some chick that you like?

Thats cool and everything but you should really focus on school. I hope your grades are not dropping either?
 

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do it!

****in do it!

i will worship you if you did...

**** hahah
 

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You could theoretically get charged for assault, but if you didn't that'd be pretty funny. Just walkin up, sitting down. Small talk, BAM. Hahahaha. Up to you bud, just realize the pros and cons.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Eventide

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Pimpologist has a great post about The Kiss Close that you might find very useful...
 
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Just kiss her playboy..and leave your numba with her on the way out...that **** is gansgta and no matta wut happens you will be a legend...if u eva come back u gon get ***** from otha gurls cuz they gon be thinkin "damn he never did that to me"
 

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OK, EVERYBODY! THERE WAS A SCHOOL CLOSING TODAY DUE TO THE INCLEMENT WEATHER - WE'RE PUSHING THIS TO MONDAY

lets get some more tips & as much as we can over the weekend, i'm going to be seriously preparing. OK so far we have leave her a number, don't give her just a little kiss ..& yeah

we need more tips! not doing this is not an option. i've thought of the pros & cons, she's not going to go tell on me if anything i'll get a slap but i doubt that'll even happen TRUST me i know this girl. now to the ppl who are reading this & are like OMFG BS, welll if i get expelled who gives a **** i'm leaving anyway so who cares. she may have a bf but she's the biggest flirt ever & i think will really like some **** like this. & yes i'll be a ****in legend.

still upping for more tips! cmmn i want millions! i need to be fully prepared! & thanks for supporting me everybody! keep the tips coming!
 

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listen, sexual harrassing girls is cool... but it's not my thing-- on the topic of tips? how many tips can you expect? All your doing is forcing her to kiss you, there isn't much more too it than that. How about you come up with your own ideas?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If you do get slapped, just make eye contect with herright after you get slapped and grin like a ****y fvck, give her a little wink and walk out...it will be great.
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by The Irish Corleone
If you do get slapped, just make eye contect with herright after you get slapped and grin like a ****y fvck, give her a little wink and walk out...it will be great.
this is a perfect way to leave without getting embarrassed about it. go for it man, whether you win or lose the males will bow to you in the halls and the females will melt like the wicked witch of the west. :D
 

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Go for that ****
 

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Originally posted by dip
well what happen nigg a??
He pussied out probably...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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heh - I doubt anything happend - I been through the same thing though. I got kicked out of school not to long ago and had to go to the halls and before I left I told this chick who I knew for a while and liked that I was leaving for 6 months and she was all sad and crap but the next day I got the best going away present of all presents. Thats the only good thing about going to juvi or jail for that case :p
 
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