"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gettin shhit done..

-.-

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i dunno how much this'll help soime of you people..

i'm fairly new to the game but i think this will be of some help..

here are 2 ways i do something i cannot bring myself to do. like an approach or a simple kino like putting your arms around a chick.

here's how i do it:

method #1: Countdown from 10.. Counting down very slowly 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1.. Upon reaching "1" you must do what you have to do. This brings up tension and gives me some kind of testosterone or some kind of an adrenaline rush. Try it. Don't knock it till you've tried it. :)

method #2: Inhaaale...
Now this is the second method I use to get sh*t done. Anyway, You simply inhale deeply, then do what you have to do! Don't think it'll work?? The point here is you do NOT exhale untill you do it! So your body will be forced to do what you need to do in order to survive. So you cannot exhale until you've done what you have to do.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Caveman

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How'd your date go?
 

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I use the first one when I am lifting heavy weights. I count down from 3 though.
 

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Originally posted by -.-
method #1: Countdown from 10.. Counting down very slowly 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1.. Upon reaching "1" you must do what you have to do. This brings up tension and gives me some kind of testosterone or some kind of an adrenaline rush. Try it. Don't knock it till you've tried it. :)
I've tried a similar version of this one and it worked like a charm.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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