sageproduct
Banned
Hey ninja...get in here or suck my C0CK
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Get the fvck in here. (SoSuave IRC)
- Thread starter Sneevox
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
holy fook guys.. if you get a chance read the above text in the chat me and belle hard! soooo good. will give you a laugh so troolololol
BelleSing94
Banned
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2013
- Messages
- 17
- Reaction score
- 0
naughty ninja: Get on here tomorrow. I gotta get up soon. ttyl 2:43
packers: ok bye man 2:43
BelleSing94: good night 2:44
naughty ninja left the chat 2:44
packers: looks like it's just you and me belle 2:45
packers: you think i'm a perv don't you 2:46
BelleSing94: yeah guess so 2:46
BelleSing94: haha why would i think that? 2:46
packers: rofl 2:46
packers: cool.. just making sure you know.. for when i whip it out later 2:46
BelleSing94: later? as in when i leave? 2:47
BelleSing94: wait there isn't like some cam thing on this chatroom is there 2:49
packers: lol no 2:50
packers: but there can be 2:50
BelleSing94: haha what do you mean? 2:50
BelleSing94: i just got a new cam last week actually 2:51
packers: i mean. if you want to cam lets boot up skype and cam! 2:51
packers: you seen how sexy i look in a packers shirt! 2:51
BelleSing94: lol idk if i should skype with you... 2:52
BelleSing94: i dont even know if that pic was you 2:52
packers: it is. 2:53
packers: why would i lie 2:53
BelleSing94: do you have a big ****? 2:53
packers: sure do! 2:56
packers: i love it how your questioning if i am a guy. i don't even know if your a girl! how do i know i'm not going to get a **** on skype?! 2:57
BelleSing94: lol it was ur idea 2:57
packers: yeah.. i like meeting new people face to face 2:59
BelleSing94: oh 2:59
BelleSing94: ughhh i'm so bored 2:59
BelleSing94: u there? 3:00
packers: yeah 3:01
packers: so whats the deal with you 3:02
BelleSing94: so what do you wanna do 3:02
packers: have sexy time chat.. what else? 3:02
BelleSing94: ok add me on skype 3:02
packers: kk 3:02
BelleSing94: it's the same as my handle here 3:02
BelleSing94: done? 3:03
packers: hold on 3:03
BelleSing94: i have to go in 15 min 3:03
packers: well how are we gunna have sexy chat!? 3:03
BelleSing94: wanna just have a fun chat here 3:04
BelleSing94: i'll send you a pic too 3:04
packers: ok 3:04
packers: send them 3:04
packers: here a picture of my **** 3:04
BelleSing94: k 3:05
packers: you send first 3:05
BelleSing94: fine fine 3:05
BelleSing94: ughhh stupid file 3:06
packers: lol 3:07
packers: witch one are you? 3:07
packers: pointy or not pointy 3:08
BelleSing94: right 3:08
BelleSing94: can we chat now 3:08
packers: sure. 3:08
BelleSing94: k so i'm home alone, really bored with nothing to do 3:08
BelleSing94: i call you over 3:08
BelleSing94: you're wearing your sexy jersey and i want to tear it off when i see you 3:09
packers: lol. 3:09
packers: that the best you got? 3:09
BelleSing94: just go with it 3:09
BelleSing94: i dont have time 3:09
BelleSing94: tell me what you're doing 3:09
packers: playing with my big **** 3:09
BelleSing94: mmm is it nice and hard? 3:10
BelleSing94: like REALLY hard? 3:10
packers: only for you babe you know it! 3:10
BelleSing94: thats so hot 3:10
BelleSing94: you better be stroking it 3:10
packers: i am 3:11
BelleSing94: cuz i totally would be if i were there 3:11
packers: fast or slow? 3:11
BelleSing94: slow at first...then fast 3:11
BelleSing94: just like how i'm touching myself right now 3:11
packers: mmmmm 3:11
packers: i think you should suck it 3:11
BelleSing94: i just want to explode 3:11
BelleSing94: i bend down just like you say 3:11
BelleSing94: wrap my lips around your **** 3:11
packers: mmm go on 3:12
packers: take it like the ***** you are! 3:12
BelleSing94: i just put on my new cinnamon lip gloss too 3:12
packers: oh sexy 3:12
BelleSing94: slowly at first, i lightly brush my lips over your **** and lick your tip 3:12
packers: mm oh baby! 3:12
BelleSing94: you moan quietly you cant even help it 3:12
BelleSing94: i play with your balls with my hands and now fully wrap my lips around you 3:13
BelleSing94: my mouth is really wet, gently sucking on you... 3:13
BelleSing94: its so much fun i love doing this 3:13
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i start going REALLY fast 3:13
packers: "oh yeah baby" " suck me deeper" 3:13
BelleSing94: you groan out and push my head down 3:13
BelleSing94: pull my hair a bit 3:13
BelleSing94: i bob my head up and down like a pro 3:14
BelleSing94: as fast and hard as i can now 3:14
BelleSing94: i gag and choke a little bit when you go all the way in 3:14
BelleSing94: it's sooo hot 3:14
packers: oh god 3:14
BelleSing94: i keep going as hard as i can 3:14
BelleSing94: i just love slurping up your ****! 3:14
BelleSing94: mmmm 3:15
BelleSing94: Mr. Rodgers you're suchhhh a good qb 3:15
BelleSing94: i cant take it anymore i have to get you off 3:15
BelleSing94: you close? 3:15
BelleSing94: you're in too much pleasure to respond 3:15
packers: oh yeah baby keep going! 3:15
BelleSing94: i keep my eyes locked up on your eyes, watching you, seeing if i'm pleasing you 3:16
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i hear you let out a huge groan 3:16
BelleSing94: your hot seed suddenly shoots deep into my mouth, all over the back of my throat 3:16
BelleSing94: it catches me by surprise and i almost choke 3:16
BelleSing94: but like a pro i swallow it all and finish you off 3:16
BelleSing94: with my hands i milk the last drops from your huge green bay **** 3:17
packers: mmm sexy 3:17
BelleSing94: did you jack off? 3:17
BelleSing94: you better have i'm really wet right now from typing that 3:18
packers: well then,.. keep typeing 3:18
BelleSing94: i have to go though! 3:18
BelleSing94: did you *** 3:18
packers: not yet 3:19
BelleSing94: why not 3:19
packers: cos i'm not a quicl finnisher and your story wasnt that good. you can do better imo 3:20
BelleSing94: i have to go 3:20
BelleSing94: you gonna skype me? 3:20
packers: if i could add you then ,aybe 3:21
packers: *maybe 3:21
packers: hey 3:21
BelleSing94: what? 3:21
packers: nothing 3:22
packers: just cant add you wont et me
packers: ok bye man 2:43
BelleSing94: good night 2:44
naughty ninja left the chat 2:44
packers: looks like it's just you and me belle 2:45
packers: you think i'm a perv don't you 2:46
BelleSing94: yeah guess so 2:46
BelleSing94: haha why would i think that? 2:46
packers: rofl 2:46
packers: cool.. just making sure you know.. for when i whip it out later 2:46
BelleSing94: later? as in when i leave? 2:47
BelleSing94: wait there isn't like some cam thing on this chatroom is there 2:49
packers: lol no 2:50
packers: but there can be 2:50
BelleSing94: haha what do you mean? 2:50
BelleSing94: i just got a new cam last week actually 2:51
packers: i mean. if you want to cam lets boot up skype and cam! 2:51
packers: you seen how sexy i look in a packers shirt! 2:51
BelleSing94: lol idk if i should skype with you... 2:52
BelleSing94: i dont even know if that pic was you 2:52
packers: it is. 2:53
packers: why would i lie 2:53
BelleSing94: do you have a big ****? 2:53
packers: sure do! 2:56
packers: i love it how your questioning if i am a guy. i don't even know if your a girl! how do i know i'm not going to get a **** on skype?! 2:57
BelleSing94: lol it was ur idea 2:57
packers: yeah.. i like meeting new people face to face 2:59
BelleSing94: oh 2:59
BelleSing94: ughhh i'm so bored 2:59
BelleSing94: u there? 3:00
packers: yeah 3:01
packers: so whats the deal with you 3:02
BelleSing94: so what do you wanna do 3:02
packers: have sexy time chat.. what else? 3:02
BelleSing94: ok add me on skype 3:02
packers: kk 3:02
BelleSing94: it's the same as my handle here 3:02
BelleSing94: done? 3:03
packers: hold on 3:03
BelleSing94: i have to go in 15 min 3:03
packers: well how are we gunna have sexy chat!? 3:03
BelleSing94: wanna just have a fun chat here 3:04
BelleSing94: i'll send you a pic too 3:04
packers: ok 3:04
packers: send them 3:04
packers: here a picture of my **** 3:04
BelleSing94: k 3:05
packers: you send first 3:05
BelleSing94: fine fine 3:05
BelleSing94: ughhh stupid file 3:06
packers: lol 3:07
packers: witch one are you? 3:07
packers: pointy or not pointy 3:08
BelleSing94: right 3:08
BelleSing94: can we chat now 3:08
packers: sure. 3:08
BelleSing94: k so i'm home alone, really bored with nothing to do 3:08
BelleSing94: i call you over 3:08
BelleSing94: you're wearing your sexy jersey and i want to tear it off when i see you 3:09
packers: lol. 3:09
packers: that the best you got? 3:09
BelleSing94: just go with it 3:09
BelleSing94: i dont have time 3:09
BelleSing94: tell me what you're doing 3:09
packers: playing with my big **** 3:09
BelleSing94: mmm is it nice and hard? 3:10
BelleSing94: like REALLY hard? 3:10
packers: only for you babe you know it! 3:10
BelleSing94: thats so hot 3:10
BelleSing94: you better be stroking it 3:10
packers: i am 3:11
BelleSing94: cuz i totally would be if i were there 3:11
packers: fast or slow? 3:11
BelleSing94: slow at first...then fast 3:11
BelleSing94: just like how i'm touching myself right now 3:11
packers: mmmmm 3:11
packers: i think you should suck it 3:11
BelleSing94: i just want to explode 3:11
BelleSing94: i bend down just like you say 3:11
BelleSing94: wrap my lips around your **** 3:11
packers: mmm go on 3:12
packers: take it like the ***** you are! 3:12
BelleSing94: i just put on my new cinnamon lip gloss too 3:12
packers: oh sexy 3:12
BelleSing94: slowly at first, i lightly brush my lips over your **** and lick your tip 3:12
packers: mm oh baby! 3:12
BelleSing94: you moan quietly you cant even help it 3:12
BelleSing94: i play with your balls with my hands and now fully wrap my lips around you 3:13
BelleSing94: my mouth is really wet, gently sucking on you... 3:13
BelleSing94: its so much fun i love doing this 3:13
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i start going REALLY fast 3:13
packers: "oh yeah baby" " suck me deeper" 3:13
BelleSing94: you groan out and push my head down 3:13
BelleSing94: pull my hair a bit 3:13
BelleSing94: i bob my head up and down like a pro 3:14
BelleSing94: as fast and hard as i can now 3:14
BelleSing94: i gag and choke a little bit when you go all the way in 3:14
BelleSing94: it's sooo hot 3:14
packers: oh god 3:14
BelleSing94: i keep going as hard as i can 3:14
BelleSing94: i just love slurping up your ****! 3:14
BelleSing94: mmmm 3:15
BelleSing94: Mr. Rodgers you're suchhhh a good qb 3:15
BelleSing94: i cant take it anymore i have to get you off 3:15
BelleSing94: you close? 3:15
BelleSing94: you're in too much pleasure to respond 3:15
packers: oh yeah baby keep going! 3:15
BelleSing94: i keep my eyes locked up on your eyes, watching you, seeing if i'm pleasing you 3:16
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i hear you let out a huge groan 3:16
BelleSing94: your hot seed suddenly shoots deep into my mouth, all over the back of my throat 3:16
BelleSing94: it catches me by surprise and i almost choke 3:16
BelleSing94: but like a pro i swallow it all and finish you off 3:16
BelleSing94: with my hands i milk the last drops from your huge green bay **** 3:17
packers: mmm sexy 3:17
BelleSing94: did you jack off? 3:17
BelleSing94: you better have i'm really wet right now from typing that 3:18
packers: well then,.. keep typeing 3:18
BelleSing94: i have to go though! 3:18
BelleSing94: did you *** 3:18
packers: not yet 3:19
BelleSing94: why not 3:19
packers: cos i'm not a quicl finnisher and your story wasnt that good. you can do better imo 3:20
BelleSing94: i have to go 3:20
BelleSing94: you gonna skype me? 3:20
packers: if i could add you then ,aybe 3:21
packers: *maybe 3:21
packers: hey 3:21
BelleSing94: what? 3:21
packers: nothing 3:22
packers: just cant add you wont et me
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
Trolololololol
B
BeDJ
Guest
Oh my god.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
j0504s
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Nov 29, 2012
- Messages
- 425
- Reaction score
- 22
alittle work day chatting anyone?
dont be BPD!
dont be BPD!
Naughty Ninja
Banned
BelleSing94 said:
Congratulations Packers you were sexting in the chat room with another dude. This is literally the first time in my life I've ever used the term creepy but it fits more than perfectly.
sageproduct
Banned
DJ chat room forever unclean!
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...sageproduct said:
-Gripz-
Don Juan
Wow, what the hell Packers...
:crackup:
:crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
sageproduct
Banned
I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!Naughty Ninja said:
Seriously, that was probably THE GAYEST chat ever. Not as in lame, but as in utterly homosexual.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
"Whackers" was "trollololing" with a family sized tube of lube and his pants around his ankles.sageproduct said:
That mofo probably dropped his shorts as soon as I left him and "ballsac94" alone.
Damn Packers! For shame! For shame!
BallSac94 = SauSageProduct? Hahahahaha.
What happens in the DJ Chat room stays in the DJ chat room?
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Damn, yo!
JohnChops
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2012
- Messages
- 2,734
- Reaction score
- 481
jesus christ packers no wonder you cant get women in teh rL
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
rofl thogh you would get a kick out of that thats why i did itNaughty Ninja said:
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
while doing it.. i found 5 jobs i could apply for and updated my cv.Naughty Ninja said:
Packers2010
Master Don Juan
if you think i was being serious. then you are sadly mistaken.Plutoman said:
though i did get some good work done during. so
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Attention Packers! You're being paged. Get your azz in the chat room NOW. I command you!
BelleSing94
Banned
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2013
- Messages
- 17
- Reaction score
- 0
Yeah packers get in hereNaughty Ninja said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.