sageproduct
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Hey ninja...get in here or suck my C0CK
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
BelleSing94 said:naughty ninja: Get on here tomorrow. I gotta get up soon. ttyl 2:43
packers: ok bye man 2:43
BelleSing94: good night 2:44
naughty ninja left the chat 2:44
packers: looks like it's just you and me belle 2:45
packers: you think i'm a perv don't you 2:46
BelleSing94: yeah guess so 2:46
BelleSing94: haha why would i think that? 2:46
packers: rofl 2:46
packers: cool.. just making sure you know.. for when i whip it out later 2:46
BelleSing94: later? as in when i leave? 2:47
BelleSing94: wait there isn't like some cam thing on this chatroom is there 2:49
packers: lol no 2:50
packers: but there can be 2:50
BelleSing94: haha what do you mean? 2:50
BelleSing94: i just got a new cam last week actually 2:51
packers: i mean. if you want to cam lets boot up skype and cam! 2:51
packers: you seen how sexy i look in a packers shirt! 2:51
BelleSing94: lol idk if i should skype with you... 2:52
BelleSing94: i dont even know if that pic was you 2:52
packers: it is. 2:53
packers: why would i lie 2:53
BelleSing94: do you have a big ****? 2:53
packers: sure do! 2:56
packers: i love it how your questioning if i am a guy. i don't even know if your a girl! how do i know i'm not going to get a **** on skype?! 2:57
BelleSing94: lol it was ur idea 2:57
packers: yeah.. i like meeting new people face to face 2:59
BelleSing94: oh 2:59
BelleSing94: ughhh i'm so bored 2:59
BelleSing94: u there? 3:00
packers: yeah 3:01
packers: so whats the deal with you 3:02
BelleSing94: so what do you wanna do 3:02
packers: have sexy time chat.. what else? 3:02
BelleSing94: ok add me on skype 3:02
packers: kk 3:02
BelleSing94: it's the same as my handle here 3:02
BelleSing94: done? 3:03
packers: hold on 3:03
BelleSing94: i have to go in 15 min 3:03
packers: well how are we gunna have sexy chat!? 3:03
BelleSing94: wanna just have a fun chat here 3:04
BelleSing94: i'll send you a pic too 3:04
packers: ok 3:04
packers: send them 3:04
packers: here a picture of my **** 3:04
BelleSing94: k 3:05
packers: you send first 3:05
BelleSing94: fine fine 3:05
BelleSing94: ughhh stupid file 3:06
packers: lol 3:07
packers: witch one are you? 3:07
packers: pointy or not pointy 3:08
BelleSing94: right 3:08
BelleSing94: can we chat now 3:08
packers: sure. 3:08
BelleSing94: k so i'm home alone, really bored with nothing to do 3:08
BelleSing94: i call you over 3:08
BelleSing94: you're wearing your sexy jersey and i want to tear it off when i see you 3:09
packers: lol. 3:09
packers: that the best you got? 3:09
BelleSing94: just go with it 3:09
BelleSing94: i dont have time 3:09
BelleSing94: tell me what you're doing 3:09
packers: playing with my big **** 3:09
BelleSing94: mmm is it nice and hard? 3:10
BelleSing94: like REALLY hard? 3:10
packers: only for you babe you know it! 3:10
BelleSing94: thats so hot 3:10
BelleSing94: you better be stroking it 3:10
packers: i am 3:11
BelleSing94: cuz i totally would be if i were there 3:11
packers: fast or slow? 3:11
BelleSing94: slow at first...then fast 3:11
BelleSing94: just like how i'm touching myself right now 3:11
packers: mmmmm 3:11
packers: i think you should suck it 3:11
BelleSing94: i just want to explode 3:11
BelleSing94: i bend down just like you say 3:11
BelleSing94: wrap my lips around your **** 3:11
packers: mmm go on 3:12
packers: take it like the ***** you are! 3:12
BelleSing94: i just put on my new cinnamon lip gloss too 3:12
packers: oh sexy 3:12
BelleSing94: slowly at first, i lightly brush my lips over your **** and lick your tip 3:12
packers: mm oh baby! 3:12
BelleSing94: you moan quietly you cant even help it 3:12
BelleSing94: i play with your balls with my hands and now fully wrap my lips around you 3:13
BelleSing94: my mouth is really wet, gently sucking on you... 3:13
BelleSing94: its so much fun i love doing this 3:13
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i start going REALLY fast 3:13
packers: "oh yeah baby" " suck me deeper" 3:13
BelleSing94: you groan out and push my head down 3:13
BelleSing94: pull my hair a bit 3:13
BelleSing94: i bob my head up and down like a pro 3:14
BelleSing94: as fast and hard as i can now 3:14
BelleSing94: i gag and choke a little bit when you go all the way in 3:14
BelleSing94: it's sooo hot 3:14
packers: oh god 3:14
BelleSing94: i keep going as hard as i can 3:14
BelleSing94: i just love slurping up your ****! 3:14
BelleSing94: mmmm 3:15
BelleSing94: Mr. Rodgers you're suchhhh a good qb 3:15
BelleSing94: i cant take it anymore i have to get you off 3:15
BelleSing94: you close? 3:15
BelleSing94: you're in too much pleasure to respond 3:15
packers: oh yeah baby keep going! 3:15
BelleSing94: i keep my eyes locked up on your eyes, watching you, seeing if i'm pleasing you 3:16
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i hear you let out a huge groan 3:16
BelleSing94: your hot seed suddenly shoots deep into my mouth, all over the back of my throat 3:16
BelleSing94: it catches me by surprise and i almost choke 3:16
BelleSing94: but like a pro i swallow it all and finish you off 3:16
BelleSing94: with my hands i milk the last drops from your huge green bay **** 3:17
packers: mmm sexy 3:17
BelleSing94: did you jack off? 3:17
BelleSing94: you better have i'm really wet right now from typing that 3:18
packers: well then,.. keep typeing 3:18
BelleSing94: i have to go though! 3:18
BelleSing94: did you *** 3:18
packers: not yet 3:19
BelleSing94: why not 3:19
packers: cos i'm not a quicl finnisher and your story wasnt that good. you can do better imo 3:20
BelleSing94: i have to go 3:20
BelleSing94: you gonna skype me? 3:20
packers: if i could add you then ,aybe 3:21
packers: *maybe 3:21
packers: hey 3:21
BelleSing94: what? 3:21
packers: nothing 3:22
packers: just cant add you wont et me
Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...sageproduct said:DJ chat room forever unclean!
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!Naughty Ninja said:Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...
"Whackers" was "trollololing" with a family sized tube of lube and his pants around his ankles.sageproduct said:I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!
Seriously, that was probably THE GAYEST chat ever. Not as in lame, but as in utterly homosexual.
It was way too entertaining to pass up.sageproduct said:I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!
Seriously, that was probably THE GAYEST chat ever. Not as in lame, but as in utterly homosexual.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
rofl thogh you would get a kick out of that thats why i did itNaughty Ninja said:Congratulations Packers you were sexting in the chat room with another dude. This is literally the first time in my life I've ever used the term creepy but it fits more than perfectly.
while doing it.. i found 5 jobs i could apply for and updated my cv.Naughty Ninja said:Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...
if you think i was being serious. then you are sadly mistaken.Plutoman said:It was way too entertaining to pass up.
Most probably, but meh, I laughed.
Packers, though, you should have known better. Hah!
Yeah packers get in hereNaughty Ninja said:Attention Packers! You're being paged. Get your azz in the chat room NOW. I command you!
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.