sageproduct
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Hey ninja...get in here or suck my C0CK
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BelleSing94 said:naughty ninja: Get on here tomorrow. I gotta get up soon. ttyl 2:43
packers: ok bye man 2:43
BelleSing94: good night 2:44
naughty ninja left the chat 2:44
packers: looks like it's just you and me belle 2:45
packers: you think i'm a perv don't you 2:46
BelleSing94: yeah guess so 2:46
BelleSing94: haha why would i think that? 2:46
packers: rofl 2:46
packers: cool.. just making sure you know.. for when i whip it out later 2:46
BelleSing94: later? as in when i leave? 2:47
BelleSing94: wait there isn't like some cam thing on this chatroom is there 2:49
packers: lol no 2:50
packers: but there can be 2:50
BelleSing94: haha what do you mean? 2:50
BelleSing94: i just got a new cam last week actually 2:51
packers: i mean. if you want to cam lets boot up skype and cam! 2:51
packers: you seen how sexy i look in a packers shirt! 2:51
BelleSing94: lol idk if i should skype with you... 2:52
BelleSing94: i dont even know if that pic was you 2:52
packers: it is. 2:53
packers: why would i lie 2:53
BelleSing94: do you have a big ****? 2:53
packers: sure do! 2:56
packers: i love it how your questioning if i am a guy. i don't even know if your a girl! how do i know i'm not going to get a **** on skype?! 2:57
BelleSing94: lol it was ur idea 2:57
packers: yeah.. i like meeting new people face to face 2:59
BelleSing94: oh 2:59
BelleSing94: ughhh i'm so bored 2:59
BelleSing94: u there? 3:00
packers: yeah 3:01
packers: so whats the deal with you 3:02
BelleSing94: so what do you wanna do 3:02
packers: have sexy time chat.. what else? 3:02
BelleSing94: ok add me on skype 3:02
packers: kk 3:02
BelleSing94: it's the same as my handle here 3:02
BelleSing94: done? 3:03
packers: hold on 3:03
BelleSing94: i have to go in 15 min 3:03
packers: well how are we gunna have sexy chat!? 3:03
BelleSing94: wanna just have a fun chat here 3:04
BelleSing94: i'll send you a pic too 3:04
packers: ok 3:04
packers: send them 3:04
packers: here a picture of my **** 3:04
BelleSing94: k 3:05
packers: you send first 3:05
BelleSing94: fine fine 3:05
BelleSing94: ughhh stupid file 3:06
packers: lol 3:07
packers: witch one are you? 3:07
packers: pointy or not pointy 3:08
BelleSing94: right 3:08
BelleSing94: can we chat now 3:08
packers: sure. 3:08
BelleSing94: k so i'm home alone, really bored with nothing to do 3:08
BelleSing94: i call you over 3:08
BelleSing94: you're wearing your sexy jersey and i want to tear it off when i see you 3:09
packers: lol. 3:09
packers: that the best you got? 3:09
BelleSing94: just go with it 3:09
BelleSing94: i dont have time 3:09
BelleSing94: tell me what you're doing 3:09
packers: playing with my big **** 3:09
BelleSing94: mmm is it nice and hard? 3:10
BelleSing94: like REALLY hard? 3:10
packers: only for you babe you know it! 3:10
BelleSing94: thats so hot 3:10
BelleSing94: you better be stroking it 3:10
packers: i am 3:11
BelleSing94: cuz i totally would be if i were there 3:11
packers: fast or slow? 3:11
BelleSing94: slow at first...then fast 3:11
BelleSing94: just like how i'm touching myself right now 3:11
packers: mmmmm 3:11
packers: i think you should suck it 3:11
BelleSing94: i just want to explode 3:11
BelleSing94: i bend down just like you say 3:11
BelleSing94: wrap my lips around your **** 3:11
packers: mmm go on 3:12
packers: take it like the ***** you are! 3:12
BelleSing94: i just put on my new cinnamon lip gloss too 3:12
packers: oh sexy 3:12
BelleSing94: slowly at first, i lightly brush my lips over your **** and lick your tip 3:12
packers: mm oh baby! 3:12
BelleSing94: you moan quietly you cant even help it 3:12
BelleSing94: i play with your balls with my hands and now fully wrap my lips around you 3:13
BelleSing94: my mouth is really wet, gently sucking on you... 3:13
BelleSing94: its so much fun i love doing this 3:13
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i start going REALLY fast 3:13
packers: "oh yeah baby" " suck me deeper" 3:13
BelleSing94: you groan out and push my head down 3:13
BelleSing94: pull my hair a bit 3:13
BelleSing94: i bob my head up and down like a pro 3:14
BelleSing94: as fast and hard as i can now 3:14
BelleSing94: i gag and choke a little bit when you go all the way in 3:14
BelleSing94: it's sooo hot 3:14
packers: oh god 3:14
BelleSing94: i keep going as hard as i can 3:14
BelleSing94: i just love slurping up your ****! 3:14
BelleSing94: mmmm 3:15
BelleSing94: Mr. Rodgers you're suchhhh a good qb 3:15
BelleSing94: i cant take it anymore i have to get you off 3:15
BelleSing94: you close? 3:15
BelleSing94: you're in too much pleasure to respond 3:15
packers: oh yeah baby keep going! 3:15
BelleSing94: i keep my eyes locked up on your eyes, watching you, seeing if i'm pleasing you 3:16
BelleSing94: all of a sudden i hear you let out a huge groan 3:16
BelleSing94: your hot seed suddenly shoots deep into my mouth, all over the back of my throat 3:16
BelleSing94: it catches me by surprise and i almost choke 3:16
BelleSing94: but like a pro i swallow it all and finish you off 3:16
BelleSing94: with my hands i milk the last drops from your huge green bay **** 3:17
packers: mmm sexy 3:17
BelleSing94: did you jack off? 3:17
BelleSing94: you better have i'm really wet right now from typing that 3:18
packers: well then,.. keep typeing 3:18
BelleSing94: i have to go though! 3:18
BelleSing94: did you *** 3:18
packers: not yet 3:19
BelleSing94: why not 3:19
packers: cos i'm not a quicl finnisher and your story wasnt that good. you can do better imo 3:20
BelleSing94: i have to go 3:20
BelleSing94: you gonna skype me? 3:20
packers: if i could add you then ,aybe 3:21
packers: *maybe 3:21
packers: hey 3:21
BelleSing94: what? 3:21
packers: nothing 3:22
packers: just cant add you wont et me
Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...sageproduct said:DJ chat room forever unclean!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!Naughty Ninja said:Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...
"Whackers" was "trollololing" with a family sized tube of lube and his pants around his ankles.sageproduct said:I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!
Seriously, that was probably THE GAYEST chat ever. Not as in lame, but as in utterly homosexual.
It was way too entertaining to pass up.sageproduct said:I think Pluto talking dirty to packers got him all hot and bothered since he was trying so hard not to fap...then he got it on with belle sack!
Seriously, that was probably THE GAYEST chat ever. Not as in lame, but as in utterly homosexual.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
rofl thogh you would get a kick out of that thats why i did itNaughty Ninja said:Congratulations Packers you were sexting in the chat room with another dude. This is literally the first time in my life I've ever used the term creepy but it fits more than perfectly.
while doing it.. i found 5 jobs i could apply for and updated my cv.Naughty Ninja said:Packers was rubbing tummy sticks with a dude posing as a chick in it last night. Nasty azz mofo...
if you think i was being serious. then you are sadly mistaken.Plutoman said:It was way too entertaining to pass up.
Most probably, but meh, I laughed.
Packers, though, you should have known better. Hah!
Yeah packers get in hereNaughty Ninja said:Attention Packers! You're being paged. Get your azz in the chat room NOW. I command you!
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.