"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Get Married

animal crackers

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I marry almost every girl that I pickup. Do it in the first 20min and you have a fun little roleplay to do the whole time.

"I love you"...."We're getting married!"

OMG!

"We're going to Vegas right now...lets go."

Then tell her friend "Hey we're getting married is that ok with you? and have her marry you. She will usually say something like "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."

If you decide to go for the kiss, try to break it off early. I usually say something like "not here..." and look around at all the people.

And guys this is all said in a very cute funny way that is ROLEPLAYING. Not like you are actually in love or whatever.

I didn't come up with this but I forgot who I heard it from, so he gets the credit. This bit is awesome for attraction, gives excuses for kino, sets up a good dynamic with your wife on the phone, and is FUN to do!!!


Field-Tested, Field-Approved



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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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spider_007

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some chick once bought me one of those rings out of the candy machine and put it on my finger.

that was back in my AFC days. If i knew then, what i know now.....:( i better stop right there.
 

DJ4Real

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Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.
 

thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.
You're not really getting married, man. It's roleplay. Women love it. I've seen this same technique used so many times, but it never gets old. The best part is: You can almost always move in for the kiss, followed by a make-out session, followed by a kiss close (And in some cases... Okay, a lot of cases... A one night stand). Even better: It's practically a "do whatever you want to me" card, because the card is in your hand. How far you go with her is usually up to you after "You may kiss the bride".
 

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HAHAH spider 007 i had the same happen my LTR Gf in hs got these fake wedding bands at a wedding my junior year....
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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animal crackers

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Re: Re: Get Married

Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL are you serious man? How could you forget?!

Anyways this is a great routine. I like how you added on the part where her friend does the pronouncing of man and wife. Her FRIEND says kiss the bride. It's awesome.

Anyways I keep some cheap rings on my fingers from time to time. It's good for peacocking. Also I will let the girl keep the ring so she things about we when she goes home.


JC Jerkson

Who was it?


AC
 

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why dont you joke around and say "lets run away to mexico"
 

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*yawwwwnn* :eek:

Field tested by Tyler Durden in 'The Game' you mean?

Come up with something original.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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most people take the topic of marriage so seriously that this technique is definently something original and something i do all the time. a plus to this is that the girls interested in you, subconciously do wifey things when they're not even your girlfriend just to be told they're a good "wife"!! suck up the attention like an AW.
 

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Hahaha... that's pretty funny animal crackers. :p

Sometimes I'll walk up to a group of 2 girls and say "I love both of you... equally"
 

Boner da Stoner

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F'ing A!!!

jhs you qucik witted mutha.

I was gonna say I fielded this on thursday night and I was a polygamic bastard. Damn the internet marriage jokes about what a woman should be and how a man is such a little ***** was so much fun.
 
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