Get Married

[animal crackers]

I marry almost every girl that I pickup. Do it in the first 20min and you have a fun little roleplay to do the whole time.

"I love you"...."We're getting married!"

OMG!

"We're going to Vegas right now...lets go."

Then tell her friend "Hey we're getting married is that ok with you? and have her marry you. She will usually say something like "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."

If you decide to go for the kiss, try to break it off early. I usually say something like "not here..." and look around at all the people.

And guys this is all said in a very cute funny way that is ROLEPLAYING. Not like you are actually in love or whatever.

I didn't come up with this but I forgot who I heard it from, so he gets the credit. This bit is awesome for attraction, gives excuses for kino, sets up a good dynamic with your wife on the phone, and is FUN to do!!!


Field-Tested, Field-Approved



animal crackers

 

[spider_007]

some chick once bought me one of those rings out of the candy machine and put it on my finger.

that was back in my AFC days. If i knew then, what i know now..... i better stop right there.

 

[DJ4Real]

Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.

 

[thederekeffect1]

Originally posted by DJ4Real
Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.

You're not really getting married, man. It's roleplay. Women love it. I've seen this same technique used so many times, but it never gets old. The best part is: You can almost always move in for the kiss, followed by a make-out session, followed by a kiss close (And in some cases... Okay, a lot of cases... A one night stand). Even better: It's practically a "do whatever you want to me" card, because the card is in your hand. How far you go with her is usually up to you after "You may kiss the bride".

 

[Cougar10033]

HAHAH spider 007 i had the same happen my LTR Gf in hs got these fake wedding bands at a wedding my junior year....

 

[animal crackers]

Re: Re: Get Married

Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL are you serious man? How could you forget?!

Anyways this is a great routine. I like how you added on the part where her friend does the pronouncing of man and wife. Her FRIEND says kiss the bride. It's awesome.

Anyways I keep some cheap rings on my fingers from time to time. It's good for peacocking. Also I will let the girl keep the ring so she things about we when she goes home.


JC Jerkson

Who was it?


AC

 

[penkitten]

why dont you joke around and say "lets run away to mexico"

 

[DJDamage]

Re: Re: Re: Get Married

Originally posted by animal crackers
Who was it?


AC

I think It was David D.

 

[MightyMate]

Yeah it works. I also talk about marriage on few first dates. Its all jokes, but girls enjoy it.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

*yawwwwnn*

Field tested by Tyler Durden in 'The Game' you mean?

Come up with something original.

 

[jhs]

most people take the topic of marriage so seriously that this technique is definently something original and something i do all the time. a plus to this is that the girls interested in you, subconciously do wifey things when they're not even your girlfriend just to be told they're a good "wife"!! suck up the attention like an AW.

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Hahaha... that's pretty funny animal crackers.

Sometimes I'll walk up to a group of 2 girls and say "I love both of you... equally"

 

[Boner da Stoner]

F'ing A!!!

jhs you qucik witted mutha.

I was gonna say I fielded this on thursday night and I was a polygamic bastard. Damn the internet marriage jokes about what a woman should be and how a man is such a little ***** was so much fun.