Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Get Married

animal crackers

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I marry almost every girl that I pickup. Do it in the first 20min and you have a fun little roleplay to do the whole time.

"I love you"...."We're getting married!"

OMG!

"We're going to Vegas right now...lets go."

Then tell her friend "Hey we're getting married is that ok with you? and have her marry you. She will usually say something like "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."

If you decide to go for the kiss, try to break it off early. I usually say something like "not here..." and look around at all the people.

And guys this is all said in a very cute funny way that is ROLEPLAYING. Not like you are actually in love or whatever.

I didn't come up with this but I forgot who I heard it from, so he gets the credit. This bit is awesome for attraction, gives excuses for kino, sets up a good dynamic with your wife on the phone, and is FUN to do!!!


Field-Tested, Field-Approved



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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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some chick once bought me one of those rings out of the candy machine and put it on my finger.

that was back in my AFC days. If i knew then, what i know now.....:( i better stop right there.
 

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Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.
 

thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by DJ4Real
Yeah, dude, there is plenty of time to get married. If you do things right marriage will come your way in the future.
You're not really getting married, man. It's roleplay. Women love it. I've seen this same technique used so many times, but it never gets old. The best part is: You can almost always move in for the kiss, followed by a make-out session, followed by a kiss close (And in some cases... Okay, a lot of cases... A one night stand). Even better: It's practically a "do whatever you want to me" card, because the card is in your hand. How far you go with her is usually up to you after "You may kiss the bride".
 

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HAHAH spider 007 i had the same happen my LTR Gf in hs got these fake wedding bands at a wedding my junior year....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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animal crackers

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Re: Re: Get Married

Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL are you serious man? How could you forget?!

Anyways this is a great routine. I like how you added on the part where her friend does the pronouncing of man and wife. Her FRIEND says kiss the bride. It's awesome.

Anyways I keep some cheap rings on my fingers from time to time. It's good for peacocking. Also I will let the girl keep the ring so she things about we when she goes home.


JC Jerkson

Who was it?


AC
 

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why dont you joke around and say "lets run away to mexico"
 

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*yawwwwnn* :eek:

Field tested by Tyler Durden in 'The Game' you mean?

Come up with something original.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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most people take the topic of marriage so seriously that this technique is definently something original and something i do all the time. a plus to this is that the girls interested in you, subconciously do wifey things when they're not even your girlfriend just to be told they're a good "wife"!! suck up the attention like an AW.
 

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Hahaha... that's pretty funny animal crackers. :p

Sometimes I'll walk up to a group of 2 girls and say "I love both of you... equally"
 

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F'ing A!!!

jhs you qucik witted mutha.

I was gonna say I fielded this on thursday night and I was a polygamic bastard. Damn the internet marriage jokes about what a woman should be and how a man is such a little ***** was so much fun.
 
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