"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
German Women
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
BigWillyStyle
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Sure. And everyone around here is blue-eyed and has blonde hair... :crazy:
Dude, you won't see any difference. People look pretty much the same.
But maybe it will all seem less prude to you than in the US. And it's true, almost everybody speaks some English, so it won't be that hard for you to get into a conversation.
Where are you going to be stationed?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BigWillyStyle
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In reality though, Germany has become flooded with immigrants (Turks constituting the majority) so finding born-and-bred German girls is kind of like going to Mexico and finding a Mexican girl that will suck you off without charging 30 Pesos. Ok, that may be a bit of an exaggeration. But you see what I'm saying: Germany's become quite the multi-cultural nation so don't just ask, "What are German girls like", as many immigrants have not adopted much of the German culture and remain steadfast in holding on to their homeland's ideals and traditions.
It definitely is. Although it depends on where you're going. It's true, there are those cities where you won't find many "native" Germans left. But once you leave the urban areas, you'll see that immigrants still are a minority.
There are almost none marriages between Germans and immigrants, don't ask me why. This has not changed since more than 30 years. The Muslim girls mostly sit at home and live their lifes until they marry their Muslim husbands, who are often chosen by their parents.
Close to Munich? You're kidding, right? :crackup:
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Energizer said:
Yo Churchill, it might be time for you to get with the program. The war's been over for more than 60 years, and Hitler's been buried for more than that.
There's a thing called Peace that happened
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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You're right, but I gather that tongue in cheek is above your station? I have a dry sense of humour and unfortunately whenever I meet a German I can't help but do a Basil Fawlty.AlexTheGreat said:Yo Churchill, it might be time for you to get with the program. The war's been over for more than 60 years, and Hitler's been buried for more than that.
There's a thing called Peace that happened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
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Energizer said:
Hahahaha that video was hillarious!