German Women

[Ritch]

I am going to be stationed in Germany. I have heard different rumors about the women over there. Does anyone know anything about them? Does anyone know how to game them?

 

[trent81]

They are freaks I think porn movies were invented in Schlongberg or Stuttgart or whatever. I have seen some very good German porn. They all have big breasts and they seem to be very efficient. You will soon find out.

 

[BigWillyStyle]

Es ist wahr, die meisten Deutschen Mádchen sind scharf.

 

[slaog]

They are freaks I think porn movies were invented in Schlongberg or Stuttgart or whatever. I have seen some very good German porn. They all have big breasts and they seem to be very efficient. You will soon find out.

Haha I know a german girl who has just had her first date last week and she's 26. Never kissed a guy either.


Theres all types of women there and most can speak some English.

 

[nano]

They all have big breasts.

Sure. And everyone around here is blue-eyed and has blonde hair... :crazy:

Dude, you won't see any difference. People look pretty much the same.

But maybe it will all seem less prude to you than in the US. And it's true, almost everybody speaks some English, so it won't be that hard for you to get into a conversation.

Where are you going to be stationed?

 

[BigWillyStyle]

Nano, trent81's post is supposed to be taken as a joke.

In reality though, Germany has become flooded with immigrants (Turks constituting the majority) so finding born-and-bred German girls is kind of like going to Mexico and finding a Mexican girl that will suck you off without charging 30 Pesos. Ok, that may be a bit of an exaggeration. But you see what I'm saying: Germany's become quite the multi-cultural nation so don't just ask, "What are German girls like", as many immigrants have not adopted much of the German culture and remain steadfast in holding on to their homeland's ideals and traditions.

 

[Ritch]

Grafenwoehr is where I'm going. It is close to Munich.

 

[nano]

Ok, that may be a bit of an exaggeration.

It definitely is. Although it depends on where you're going. It's true, there are those cities where you won't find many "native" Germans left. But once you leave the urban areas, you'll see that immigrants still are a minority.

There are almost none marriages between Germans and immigrants, don't ask me why. This has not changed since more than 30 years. The Muslim girls mostly sit at home and live their lifes until they marry their Muslim husbands, who are often chosen by their parents.

Grafenwoehr is where I'm going. It is close to Munich.

Close to Munich? You're kidding, right? :crackup:

 

[Energizer]

Can't stand Germans being English. The closest I got to a German bird was screaming "Ten German Bombers" in her face when I was drunk at the World Cup '06. Some of the women are real fire crackers, too bad they're Sour Krauts.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Can't stand Germans being English. The closest I got to a German bird was screaming "Ten German Bombers" in her face when I was drunk at the World Cup '06. Some of the women are real fire crackers, too bad they're Sour Krauts.

Yo Churchill, it might be time for you to get with the program. The war's been over for more than 60 years, and Hitler's been buried for more than that.

There's a thing called Peace that happened

 

[Energizer]

Yo Churchill, it might be time for you to get with the program. The war's been over for more than 60 years, and Hitler's been buried for more than that.

There's a thing called Peace that happened

You're right, but I gather that tongue in cheek is above your station? I have a dry sense of humour and unfortunately whenever I meet a German I can't help but do a Basil Fawlty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

 

[AlexTheGreat]

You're right, but I gather that tongue in cheek is above your station? I have a dry sense of humour and unfortunately whenever I meet a German I can't help but do a Basil Fawlty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

Hahahaha that video was hillarious!