Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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George Carlin

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KontrollerX

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Its an awful tragic loss to the world.

This guy was the greatest standup comedian of all time.

I was fortunate enough to see him live at Kewadin Casino a long time ago.

RIP George, you were awesome man.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DJDamage

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San Jose California said:
Anyone else think that he wasn't funny at all? Maybe I've just been watching the wrong videos.
Some people don't get his sense of humor. It is mostly geared towards working class and older people. If you are in your early 20's or younger chances are that you wouldn't find him that funny, but don't you dare to name some phoney comedian like Dane Cook as the best comedian alive.
 

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George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks and David Cross are what is known as "smart comedy".

The opposite of smart comedy is Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia.

You'd probably enjoy the second batch of comedians I listed SJC.
 

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He was funny, but alot of his stuff was just to politically driven for my tastes.

Kinda like Bill Maher.
 

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He was at his funniest in the late 70s - eary 80s when he was less politically "ranty" and just did funny stuff.

True Story:

Back around 1970, my mom was out on a dinner/comedy date in the NY area. Carlin was the featured comedian, and among a whole dining room full of people, she was the only one laughing at his jokes.
Before leaving the stage, he looked in her direction and quipped, "I'd like to thank my audient" and exited the venue.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.

-George Carlin
youtube obituary
 

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Thanks for posting that, Red Spicy...

That was poignant and funny at the same time.
 

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"I never fu(ked a 10, but I'll tell ya I fu(ked five 2's in one night, and I think that ought to count right!?"-George Carlin.
 

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He was one of my favorites, I was out of the country and had no idea he died until I got back home last night. Too bad. At least he got to live a relatively long life though, compared to Bill Hicks. :(
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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