"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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George Carlin

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KontrollerX

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Its an awful tragic loss to the world.

This guy was the greatest standup comedian of all time.

I was fortunate enough to see him live at Kewadin Casino a long time ago.

RIP George, you were awesome man.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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DJDamage

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San Jose California said:
Anyone else think that he wasn't funny at all? Maybe I've just been watching the wrong videos.
Some people don't get his sense of humor. It is mostly geared towards working class and older people. If you are in your early 20's or younger chances are that you wouldn't find him that funny, but don't you dare to name some phoney comedian like Dane Cook as the best comedian alive.
 

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George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks and David Cross are what is known as "smart comedy".

The opposite of smart comedy is Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia.

You'd probably enjoy the second batch of comedians I listed SJC.
 

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He was funny, but alot of his stuff was just to politically driven for my tastes.

Kinda like Bill Maher.
 

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He was at his funniest in the late 70s - eary 80s when he was less politically "ranty" and just did funny stuff.

True Story:

Back around 1970, my mom was out on a dinner/comedy date in the NY area. Carlin was the featured comedian, and among a whole dining room full of people, she was the only one laughing at his jokes.
Before leaving the stage, he looked in her direction and quipped, "I'd like to thank my audient" and exited the venue.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.

-George Carlin
youtube obituary
 

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Thanks for posting that, Red Spicy...

That was poignant and funny at the same time.
 

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"I never fu(ked a 10, but I'll tell ya I fu(ked five 2's in one night, and I think that ought to count right!?"-George Carlin.
 

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He was one of my favorites, I was out of the country and had no idea he died until I got back home last night. Too bad. At least he got to live a relatively long life though, compared to Bill Hicks. :(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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