CGE333
Senior Don Juan
George Carlin has died. Too bad, he was one funny mother fooocher.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
George Carlin
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I just saw the article.....NO OMG, he was the best! R.I.P.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/us_nm/carlin_dc
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/us_nm/carlin_dc
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
RIP man
you made me laugh
DJs
Live life to the fullest!
you made me laugh
DJs
Live life to the fullest!
KontrollerX
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Its an awful tragic loss to the world.
This guy was the greatest standup comedian of all time.
I was fortunate enough to see him live at Kewadin Casino a long time ago.
RIP George, you were awesome man.
This guy was the greatest standup comedian of all time.
I was fortunate enough to see him live at Kewadin Casino a long time ago.
RIP George, you were awesome man.
CGE333
Senior Don Juan
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mr. Unique
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RIP
He is a comedy legend
He is a comedy legend
Some people don't get his sense of humor. It is mostly geared towards working class and older people. If you are in your early 20's or younger chances are that you wouldn't find him that funny, but don't you dare to name some phoney comedian like Dane Cook as the best comedian alive.San Jose California said:
KontrollerX
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George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks and David Cross are what is known as "smart comedy".
The opposite of smart comedy is Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia.
You'd probably enjoy the second batch of comedians I listed SJC.
The opposite of smart comedy is Larry the Cable Guy, Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia.
You'd probably enjoy the second batch of comedians I listed SJC.
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He was funny, but alot of his stuff was just to politically driven for my tastes.
Kinda like Bill Maher.
Kinda like Bill Maher.
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
He was at his funniest in the late 70s - eary 80s when he was less politically "ranty" and just did funny stuff.
True Story:
Back around 1970, my mom was out on a dinner/comedy date in the NY area. Carlin was the featured comedian, and among a whole dining room full of people, she was the only one laughing at his jokes.
Before leaving the stage, he looked in her direction and quipped, "I'd like to thank my audient" and exited the venue.
True Story:
Back around 1970, my mom was out on a dinner/comedy date in the NY area. Carlin was the featured comedian, and among a whole dining room full of people, she was the only one laughing at his jokes.
Before leaving the stage, he looked in her direction and quipped, "I'd like to thank my audient" and exited the venue.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
redspicyflag
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LowPlainsDrifter
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Thanks for posting that, Red Spicy...
That was poignant and funny at the same time.
That was poignant and funny at the same time.
ExcelNPrevail
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"I never fu(ked a 10, but I'll tell ya I fu(ked five 2's in one night, and I think that ought to count right!?"-George Carlin.
Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
He was one of my favorites, I was out of the country and had no idea he died until I got back home last night. Too bad. At least he got to live a relatively long life though, compared to Bill Hicks. 
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.