PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
I took you off my homo list, legolas! I'll put you on my true DJ list
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Is this a joke? If it isnt, who cares, gay dudes hit on people all the time, nothing is new...And stop taking sh1t so seriously, lol @ the overanalyzations (sp)...Originally posted by Devestator
So anyway, I'm at a bar, and this guy is just staring at me. I thought he was mocking me, wanting to fight. I asked my friend who knew him, and he said the guy thought I was hot! And the gay guy just continued leering at me! He bought me a beer though.
At first I was really creeped out. But then I thought, gay guys have much higher physical standards than women, so maybe I'm more attractive than I thought.
Or maybe his Gaydar can smell my fear... or latent homosexual urges.
If I had any inclination, I'd just go gay. I think homophobes just envy homosexuals for not having to put up with women's bullsh*t.
I'm operating on the first hypothesis as of now (that I'm also hot to women). Major sarging to come![]()
If it turns out I'm gay, even just a little bit, it was good knowing you all.
Originally posted by Porky
I can't change the religion I was born to. I can change my religion, but to an anti-semite I'll always be a dirty Jew. Capish?
By the way, look up the word bigot. It fits you perfectly.
I'm walking away from this.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Will be? LOL, man if I remember correctly I'm name number one. Funny thing though, I'm still getting laid. Hmmm....Originally posted by Porky
Cyrano, no! You'll be put on his list!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Porky
big·ot
n.
One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.
I'd say heterosexuals counts as a group.
Right?
Bigot?
Originally posted by Devestator
Is this a joke? If it isnt, who cares, gay dudes hit on people all the time, nothing is new...And stop taking sh1t so seriously, lol @ the overanalyzations (sp)...
You may be right, but confidence is confidence, even if it comes from faulty information.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Thanks PRL. These youngins just don't understand how life works. Poor blind bastards. But that is the privilage of age and wisdom...but it's gotta be earned.Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Player Supreme, I'm digging your 'energy to life' phiosophy - many truths to it!
I have fun with this issue because I can't take any of the homo arguments seriously, because they have no weight behind them (no pun intended).
Men have feminine characteristics but when it overrides your masculinity then something is out of balance and when you partake in the physical homo act then it is not out of balance anymore it is whacked out of its' natural form and rhythm to life.
Yes I am intolerant of ill behavior, as one naturally should be. This doesn't make me hate those who do it but I will not acknowledge their actions as good and natural just because they want others to perceive it as such. To the contrary, I shall rebuke their stance, especially when they try to convince me otherwise.
This is man's forum and such thinking is out of place here! Homos have a voice in every other medium and now you want to spew your sick thinking and try to garner support on the internet too? Sorry kid, not in my world!!
And you think being homosexual is normal sexuality? Tell me your not that stupid.Originally posted by Porky
Oh, I get it. You refer to homosexuals as an affliction...but you aren't biased towards them or anything.
I'm really walking away from it this time. reply if you want, but you'll just be wasting your time.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.