"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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gay guy says girl is playing hard 2 get

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this girl I have been gaming has been pushing and pulling me and is starting 2 get on my nerves. I call her one day n she is been b1tchy and I her gay guy friend txts me later on and says " aw kait is such a b1tch to you, she's just playing hard to get ". if this girl is playing hard 2 get. what should I do to game her and how should I act?? I have been acting indifferent lately and distant so she has been acting like an AW so.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sounds to me like they're f*cking with u. Next the b*tch. With a girl like this, the chances are she'll come back to u when she sees u with someone else.
 

Gangster Of Love

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MooseGod said:
Mushroom stamp. 70% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Please do tell what a Mushroom stamp is. Also, it works everytime would mean it works 100% of the time.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gangster Of Love

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And also, stop getting girl sarging advice from gay guys.
 

DonJuan11

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guitaronfire411 said:
What the heck does 70% of it working 100% everytime mean? ;)
People make up statistics all the time. 13% of all people know that.
 

Brules Rules

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Mushroom stamping is a lot like tea-bagging, only with the bit instead of the pieces.
 

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64% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Stop calling her and wait for her to call you. Or just next her. If she is playing games with you and being b!tchy all the time forget her.
 

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simple answer...

Next

That's one of three point five billion that you didn't get...oh well!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL!

I recently found out one of my roommates is gay. :eek:

I keep my distance, and we each have a private room. Anyway, he was trying to give me advice about dating the other day, based on his experience with guys...like it is the same thing. :rolleyes:
 

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Z Man said:
Anyway, he was trying to give me advice about dating the other day, based on his experience with guys...like it is the same thing. :rolleyes:
Haha.. I once had a gay friend try and tell me how to give a chick oral, cause he'd done it once a long time ago.

He said the trick was to draw the alphabet on her cl1t.

Still haven't bothered trying it.

to the OP;

You know what would really make her jealous? Hook up with her gay friend!
 
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dre007 said:
this girl I have been gaming has been pushing and pulling me and is starting 2 get on my nerves. I call her one day n she is been b1tchy and I her gay guy friend txts me later on and says " aw kait is such a b1tch to you, she's just playing hard to get ". if this girl is playing hard 2 get. what should I do to game her and how should I act?? I have been acting indifferent lately and distant so she has been acting like an AW so.
Hors and homos are perverted and deviant characters of their natural selves!! Shun them!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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