"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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gay guy says girl is playing hard 2 get

dre007

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this girl I have been gaming has been pushing and pulling me and is starting 2 get on my nerves. I call her one day n she is been b1tchy and I her gay guy friend txts me later on and says " aw kait is such a b1tch to you, she's just playing hard to get ". if this girl is playing hard 2 get. what should I do to game her and how should I act?? I have been acting indifferent lately and distant so she has been acting like an AW so.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Johnny_Kage

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Sounds to me like they're f*cking with u. Next the b*tch. With a girl like this, the chances are she'll come back to u when she sees u with someone else.
 

Gangster Of Love

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MooseGod said:
Mushroom stamp. 70% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.

Please do tell what a Mushroom stamp is. Also, it works everytime would mean it works 100% of the time.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gangster Of Love

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And also, stop getting girl sarging advice from gay guys.
 

DonJuan11

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guitaronfire411 said:
What the heck does 70% of it working 100% everytime mean? ;)
People make up statistics all the time. 13% of all people know that.
 

Brules Rules

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Mushroom stamping is a lot like tea-bagging, only with the bit instead of the pieces.
 

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64% of all statistics are made up right there on the spot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Stop calling her and wait for her to call you. Or just next her. If she is playing games with you and being b!tchy all the time forget her.
 

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simple answer...

Next

That's one of three point five billion that you didn't get...oh well!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LOL!

I recently found out one of my roommates is gay. :eek:

I keep my distance, and we each have a private room. Anyway, he was trying to give me advice about dating the other day, based on his experience with guys...like it is the same thing. :rolleyes:
 

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Z Man said:
Anyway, he was trying to give me advice about dating the other day, based on his experience with guys...like it is the same thing. :rolleyes:
Haha.. I once had a gay friend try and tell me how to give a chick oral, cause he'd done it once a long time ago.

He said the trick was to draw the alphabet on her cl1t.

Still haven't bothered trying it.

to the OP;

You know what would really make her jealous? Hook up with her gay friend!
 
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dre007 said:
this girl I have been gaming has been pushing and pulling me and is starting 2 get on my nerves. I call her one day n she is been b1tchy and I her gay guy friend txts me later on and says " aw kait is such a b1tch to you, she's just playing hard to get ". if this girl is playing hard 2 get. what should I do to game her and how should I act?? I have been acting indifferent lately and distant so she has been acting like an AW so.
Hors and homos are perverted and deviant characters of their natural selves!! Shun them!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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