"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gay chef kills then marinates and eats his boyfriend

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A CHEF who stabbed a man to death before cutting off bits of his flesh, seasoning it and eating it has been found guilty of murder.

Briton Anthony Morley, 36, had admitted killing former boyfriend Damien Oldfield, but denied murder, saying he had been haunted by memories of abuse when he was younger.

The jury at Leeds Crown Court found him guilty after hearing details of a death described to the court as “terrible, horrific and bizarre”.

Several jury members left the court in tears, Associated Press reported.

The Sun said members of the packed public gallery cheered and applauded the verdict.

The court had heard Morley - the first winner of Britain's Mr Gay UK contest - had cut his victims throat and stabbed him repeatedly.

He then cooked up pieces of fresh prepared with fresh herbs and olive oil.

Police found "a chopping board with six pieces of human flesh, cooked so they were raw in the middle and browned on the edges," The Sun reported.

After the killing, a blood-covered Morley walked to a nearby kebab restaurant and told staff he had killed someone, saying he had feared being raped.

Wow....
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Did you hear what this chef guy did when he dumped his second from last boyfriend?
He wiped his ass.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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He thought he was going to get raped? That's why he ate him? I'm so using that excuse next time. Careful who you sleep with people.
 
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