"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gay chef kills then marinates and eats his boyfriend

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A CHEF who stabbed a man to death before cutting off bits of his flesh, seasoning it and eating it has been found guilty of murder.

Briton Anthony Morley, 36, had admitted killing former boyfriend Damien Oldfield, but denied murder, saying he had been haunted by memories of abuse when he was younger.

The jury at Leeds Crown Court found him guilty after hearing details of a death described to the court as “terrible, horrific and bizarre”.

Several jury members left the court in tears, Associated Press reported.

The Sun said members of the packed public gallery cheered and applauded the verdict.

The court had heard Morley - the first winner of Britain's Mr Gay UK contest - had cut his victims throat and stabbed him repeatedly.

He then cooked up pieces of fresh prepared with fresh herbs and olive oil.

Police found "a chopping board with six pieces of human flesh, cooked so they were raw in the middle and browned on the edges," The Sun reported.

After the killing, a blood-covered Morley walked to a nearby kebab restaurant and told staff he had killed someone, saying he had feared being raped.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Did you hear what this chef guy did when he dumped his second from last boyfriend?
He wiped his ass.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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He thought he was going to get raped? That's why he ate him? I'm so using that excuse next time. Careful who you sleep with people.
 
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