"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gay chef kills then marinates and eats his boyfriend

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A CHEF who stabbed a man to death before cutting off bits of his flesh, seasoning it and eating it has been found guilty of murder.

Briton Anthony Morley, 36, had admitted killing former boyfriend Damien Oldfield, but denied murder, saying he had been haunted by memories of abuse when he was younger.

The jury at Leeds Crown Court found him guilty after hearing details of a death described to the court as “terrible, horrific and bizarre”.

Several jury members left the court in tears, Associated Press reported.

The Sun said members of the packed public gallery cheered and applauded the verdict.

The court had heard Morley - the first winner of Britain's Mr Gay UK contest - had cut his victims throat and stabbed him repeatedly.

He then cooked up pieces of fresh prepared with fresh herbs and olive oil.

Police found "a chopping board with six pieces of human flesh, cooked so they were raw in the middle and browned on the edges," The Sun reported.

After the killing, a blood-covered Morley walked to a nearby kebab restaurant and told staff he had killed someone, saying he had feared being raped.

Wow....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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02hero

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Did you hear what this chef guy did when he dumped his second from last boyfriend?
He wiped his ass.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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He thought he was going to get raped? That's why he ate him? I'm so using that excuse next time. Careful who you sleep with people.
 
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