"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Gay bomb
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
diplomatic_lie
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Hey Clooney, I see you've been doing some work for the US Department of Defence.
Another one of Bush's idea's?
LOL!
Originally posted by KOSR
Maybe drop some vaseline along with it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm
LOL!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Re: I know this is off-topis but...
And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!
Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency'sOriginally posted by Don Ronny
"Knight of Sexual Relief"?
What kind of username is that?
I guess I am the "Duke of Penile Ejaculations" (or D.O.P.E. for short)
And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
Re: Re: I know this is off-topis but...
Wait, so you realized your sexual relief was on KNIGHT levels when you felt like a sosuave poster was gay? Ummkay....Originally posted by KOSR
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency's
Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Well they must have been testing gay bombs on the US population because so many men are becoming gay. Just look at the viewing numbers for Queer Eye.
Whats this? Another generalisation? *sigh* ... i disagree!
Laterz...
I never knew that watching Queer Eye made u gay? I have friends that watch it all the time, and i accasionally watch it too, and i find it to be rather interesting and funny at times... doesnt make me, OR my friedns gay though. Queer Eye is entertaining, so everyone watches it, its not a programme that is made ONLY for GAY people to watch!
Laterz...