"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Gay bomb
- Thread starter KOSR
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lie
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Hey Clooney, I see you've been doing some work for the US Department of Defence.
Another one of Bush's idea's?
LOL!
Originally posted by KOSR
Maybe drop some vaseline along with it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm
LOL!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Re: I know this is off-topis but...
And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!
Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency'sOriginally posted by Don Ronny
"Knight of Sexual Relief"?
What kind of username is that?
I guess I am the "Duke of Penile Ejaculations" (or D.O.P.E. for short)
And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
Re: Re: I know this is off-topis but...
Wait, so you realized your sexual relief was on KNIGHT levels when you felt like a sosuave poster was gay? Ummkay....Originally posted by KOSR
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency's
Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long
Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Well they must have been testing gay bombs on the US population because so many men are becoming gay. Just look at the viewing numbers for Queer Eye.
Whats this? Another generalisation? *sigh* ... i disagree!
Laterz...
I never knew that watching Queer Eye made u gay? I have friends that watch it all the time, and i accasionally watch it too, and i find it to be rather interesting and funny at times... doesnt make me, OR my friedns gay though. Queer Eye is entertaining, so everyone watches it, its not a programme that is made ONLY for GAY people to watch!
Laterz...