"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Gay bomb

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey Clooney, I see you've been doing some work for the US Department of Defence.
 

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Surely it would be just as easy if not easier to make a "peace bomb" or "sleep bomb" that placates the troops, but obviously humiliation and degradation is a priority.
 

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I know this is off-topis but...

"Knight of Sexual Relief"?

What kind of username is that? :confused:

I guess I am the "Duke of Penile Ejaculations" (or D.O.P.E. for short) :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Re: I know this is off-topis but...

Originally posted by Don Ronny
"Knight of Sexual Relief"?

What kind of username is that? :confused:

I guess I am the "Duke of Penile Ejaculations" (or D.O.P.E. for short) :D
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency's ;) And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!

Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long :D

Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
 

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Re: Re: I know this is off-topis but...

Originally posted by KOSR
It's a name I came up with when I realised your repressed homosexual tendency's ;) And that doesn't mean i'm homosexual, I'll just chop of your head!

Coincedence because I asked to shorten my name because it was so long :D

Don Ronny hit by the gay bomb for sure.
Wait, so you realized your sexual relief was on KNIGHT levels when you felt like a sosuave poster was gay? Ummkay....
 

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Re: Re: Re: I know this is off-topis but...

Originally posted by Don Ronny
Wait, so you realized your sexual relief was on KNIGHT levels when you felt like a sosuave poster was gay? Ummkay....
Don Ronny.... Please take your immaturity along with your sexual frustration, and find another forum to post on... a forum that better suits your maturity levels:mad:

Laterz...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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making evem MORE of a fool of urself...

Don Ronny said:

Originally posted by Don Ronny
quote:Originally posted by Aquatits
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The Ignore List rules!
Funny how my username is spelt wrong when recieving that message:rolleyes:

just another example of your immaturity;)
 

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Well they must have been testing gay bombs on the US population because so many men are becoming gay. Just look at the viewing numbers for Queer Eye.
 

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Whats this? Another generalisation? *sigh* ... i disagree!

Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
Well they must have been testing gay bombs on the US population because so many men are becoming gay. Just look at the viewing numbers for Queer Eye.
I never knew that watching Queer Eye made u gay? I have friends that watch it all the time, and i accasionally watch it too, and i find it to be rather interesting and funny at times... doesnt make me, OR my friedns gay though. Queer Eye is entertaining, so everyone watches it, its not a programme that is made ONLY for GAY people to watch!

Laterz...
 
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