"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Fvcked a cop (venting)

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I need to say this.


I was riding on side walk, I bet something like 20. Break neck speed. There was this traffic at light and at the end was a cop, which I passed and make some heavy EC with. He looked away first. I come to this light and make a turn, almost going flat on my side. Blow a stop sign, and as soon as I do I hear his siren. Trying to get through traffic.


For me?


I didn't look back so I don't know. But I just punch it, and was probably going 25. Past a gate, fast left, over speed bumps, onto some side walk, into my building, into the elevator, and I'm gone.


If it was for me, his out of luck!


Mother fvcker.


Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. I don't care how fast your car is, my bike is faster! I seen lambos going 0 to 60 from a light in couple of seconds, just to be over taken by me at the next light.


I'm sort of stirred, but not shaken about cops catching up to me. Because I ride like any other vehicle but don't follow any rules. You see, from my perspective, it's ok to blow a stop sign, or red light, specifically in those places I know traffic flows. I'm higher, I can see things, I go slow, I can brake fast. It's more dangerous to make a stop and be subject to anger issues from drivers behind me. If you're a cop, understand that cyclist have a completely different perspective of traffic. Like AFC and DJs, night and day.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LOL, when first reading the title I thought you got it on with some hot female police officer. :p
 

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hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?
 

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wow, I thought I was cool cause I once outran a cop in a 4-cylinder Pontiac. You did it on a fvcking bicycle. Doing it with a litre sport bike seems kind of wussy by comparison.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Stuntmann said:
...Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. ....
Dude, you're scaring me... :nervous:
 

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Monaco said:
hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?

There might be something to that. Because you not the first person that say I might have that.


Is there cure?
 

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Dude..
this coming from the guy who asked about carrying concealed knives???!


:nervous:
 

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you mean bike as in bicycle or motorcycle? 25mph isnt fast...if its a bicycle im picturing you as the 40 year old virgin on crack...
 

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Stuntmann said:
Is there cure?
Yeah, it's pretty common for folks who act like you describe - Grill of a Lincoln Navigator shoved up your ass.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
You kill me, Johnson!!!!
 

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Going 25 on a bike in 60% humidity will most certainly kill most men. So think of me as athlete - Top notch.
 

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So as you're lying in a rapidly expanding pool of your own blood with half your bike frame poking between a few vital points in your favorite ribcage, will you reflect that it's your fault and responsibility that you're in this condition?

I'm betting no.
 

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Like I said. I have different perspective. Most cagefvcks think just like you. Yet they don't know what they talking about, most times ending up with anger against me, such as pushing me off the road and into the side walk on purpose. It ain't my fault you're a low life.


In such cases law is on my side. You just can't win. I'm the baddest mother fvcker out there. I'm also the safest mother fvcker. It's just the way it is. I'm the man. You're just a b1tch.
 

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Stuntmann said:
I have different perspective. ..... law is on my side. .... I'm the man. .....
Figured as much. When you do find your broken ass bleeding to death while paramedics try desperately to save your delusional life I hope you can cling to that happy attitude for as long as you manage to remain conscious. I'd hate to see a nutjob die unhappy.

PS - "Law is on my side" is ironic considering the topic ..... :rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I've been hit by four cars while biking...
 

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Monaco said:
hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?
Ohhh... he would make a good presenter!

:up:
 

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Yea. Has the law helped you in all four cases?


I bet not.


Thus. I actually learned that lesson early on, that cops don't give a sh1t about anything. When I was pushed off the road by a work van driven by red neck. I catch up to him and confront him. He was yelling you're illegal and sh1t. I just called the cops. Biker cop told me there is nothing he could do, unless there as injuries or damages. So I called the guy's supervisor, he got suspended for 1 week without pay - allegedly.


That's for pushing me off the road with 5,000+ lb van. It's obscene. It's pathetic. My life has to worth more than that!!


What's the lesson?


Get in when you fit in.


Thus far it's been working like a charm.


I am the warrior on the road, my bare skin, with heart beat of 120+, making my way through a mess of moving metal that could kill me any second. At times I don't even look into my mirrors, because looking into them means I don't be going straight. I am the gladiator out there. I'll be that for as long as I have to. Perhaps even longer than that, because I like it - it's my passion.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Stuntman said:
...Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. ....
Dude, you're scaring me... :nervous:
He's right. When I got my motorcyle they gave me a complimentary 6 month cycle of 'roids...

:up:
 

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Stuntmann said:
In such cases law is on my side. You just can't win. I'm the baddest mother fvcker out there. I'm also the safest mother fvcker. It's just the way it is. I'm the man. You're just a b1tch.
OMG! Smack talk on an anonymous message board! HE IS TEH MAN!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!

run & hide!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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