"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Fvcked a cop (venting)

Francisco d'Anconia

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Stuntmann said:
I'll give him his props, the closing of car doors when he's riding was impressive but he's it's obvious that he's wound up WAY tight. Don't know if it's because he's a messenger in NYC or if it's because he's a New Yorker that happens to be a messenger. I'd like to see him compete in cyclocross though.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Unfortunately, police officers are required to help EVERYBODY regardless of worth.
is this a fvcking joke?

cops DO NOT HELP EVERYBODY!

They help only those who they feel like helping, and this is one reason of many why cops are peices of sh1t.

Remember my story on why I commited street justice becuase the cop didnt do his job? I had to take matters into my own hands becuase cops are some lazy pigs.
 
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