Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Fvcked a cop (venting)

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I need to say this.


I was riding on side walk, I bet something like 20. Break neck speed. There was this traffic at light and at the end was a cop, which I passed and make some heavy EC with. He looked away first. I come to this light and make a turn, almost going flat on my side. Blow a stop sign, and as soon as I do I hear his siren. Trying to get through traffic.


For me?


I didn't look back so I don't know. But I just punch it, and was probably going 25. Past a gate, fast left, over speed bumps, onto some side walk, into my building, into the elevator, and I'm gone.


If it was for me, his out of luck!


Mother fvcker.


Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. I don't care how fast your car is, my bike is faster! I seen lambos going 0 to 60 from a light in couple of seconds, just to be over taken by me at the next light.


I'm sort of stirred, but not shaken about cops catching up to me. Because I ride like any other vehicle but don't follow any rules. You see, from my perspective, it's ok to blow a stop sign, or red light, specifically in those places I know traffic flows. I'm higher, I can see things, I go slow, I can brake fast. It's more dangerous to make a stop and be subject to anger issues from drivers behind me. If you're a cop, understand that cyclist have a completely different perspective of traffic. Like AFC and DJs, night and day.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LOL, when first reading the title I thought you got it on with some hot female police officer. :p
 

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hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?
 

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wow, I thought I was cool cause I once outran a cop in a 4-cylinder Pontiac. You did it on a fvcking bicycle. Doing it with a litre sport bike seems kind of wussy by comparison.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Stuntmann said:
...Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. ....
Dude, you're scaring me... :nervous:
 

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Monaco said:
hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?

There might be something to that. Because you not the first person that say I might have that.


Is there cure?
 

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Dude..
this coming from the guy who asked about carrying concealed knives???!


:nervous:
 

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you mean bike as in bicycle or motorcycle? 25mph isnt fast...if its a bicycle im picturing you as the 40 year old virgin on crack...
 

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Stuntmann said:
Is there cure?
Yeah, it's pretty common for folks who act like you describe - Grill of a Lincoln Navigator shoved up your ass.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
You kill me, Johnson!!!!
 

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Going 25 on a bike in 60% humidity will most certainly kill most men. So think of me as athlete - Top notch.
 

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So as you're lying in a rapidly expanding pool of your own blood with half your bike frame poking between a few vital points in your favorite ribcage, will you reflect that it's your fault and responsibility that you're in this condition?

I'm betting no.
 

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Like I said. I have different perspective. Most cagefvcks think just like you. Yet they don't know what they talking about, most times ending up with anger against me, such as pushing me off the road and into the side walk on purpose. It ain't my fault you're a low life.


In such cases law is on my side. You just can't win. I'm the baddest mother fvcker out there. I'm also the safest mother fvcker. It's just the way it is. I'm the man. You're just a b1tch.
 

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Stuntmann said:
I have different perspective. ..... law is on my side. .... I'm the man. .....
Figured as much. When you do find your broken ass bleeding to death while paramedics try desperately to save your delusional life I hope you can cling to that happy attitude for as long as you manage to remain conscious. I'd hate to see a nutjob die unhappy.

PS - "Law is on my side" is ironic considering the topic ..... :rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I've been hit by four cars while biking...
 

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Monaco said:
hmm, I'm taking a class about people like you.. its called "Introduction to Deviance and Social Problems". We're always looking for guest speakers, you interested?
Ohhh... he would make a good presenter!

:up:
 

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Yea. Has the law helped you in all four cases?


I bet not.


Thus. I actually learned that lesson early on, that cops don't give a sh1t about anything. When I was pushed off the road by a work van driven by red neck. I catch up to him and confront him. He was yelling you're illegal and sh1t. I just called the cops. Biker cop told me there is nothing he could do, unless there as injuries or damages. So I called the guy's supervisor, he got suspended for 1 week without pay - allegedly.


That's for pushing me off the road with 5,000+ lb van. It's obscene. It's pathetic. My life has to worth more than that!!


What's the lesson?


Get in when you fit in.


Thus far it's been working like a charm.


I am the warrior on the road, my bare skin, with heart beat of 120+, making my way through a mess of moving metal that could kill me any second. At times I don't even look into my mirrors, because looking into them means I don't be going straight. I am the gladiator out there. I'll be that for as long as I have to. Perhaps even longer than that, because I like it - it's my passion.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Stuntman said:
...Riding a bike gives you extra testosterone, or something, enough to kill people. ....
Dude, you're scaring me... :nervous:
He's right. When I got my motorcyle they gave me a complimentary 6 month cycle of 'roids...

:up:
 

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Stuntmann said:
In such cases law is on my side. You just can't win. I'm the baddest mother fvcker out there. I'm also the safest mother fvcker. It's just the way it is. I'm the man. You're just a b1tch.
OMG! Smack talk on an anonymous message board! HE IS TEH MAN!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!

run & hide!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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