"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Fvck corey wayne
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Guru1000, I understand you need to create multiple handles to take on just Spaz.
Ain't I awesome?
Haha
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Post-traumatic stress disorder prompted from ducking, bobbing, weaving, and ejecting in the last two discussions—causing delusions of identity? LOL you’re going to OK lil’ guy. This one will be painless, I promise
Uh huh.
It's always you and a new handle that miraculously pops up when clashing with me doesn't it.
I would like to see which one of the regulars here is so gullible to even believe you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Wasn’t Spaz already banned? So now an ex SoSuave-con turned snitch? Haha
Good night Spaz, I’ll let NN have his entertainment with you for now ...
Are you going to start cutting yourself with your pet cats claw Spazm?
Yes you are correct again. Spazm was under his current account and permanently when he had posted as Yannick.
The same Yannick who would pay to bottle and sniff yours and poon king farts. Posters who were around when Yannick posted on here will remember he was the same Spaz then as he is now. Only thing changed is that his idol Gvru has shunned and placed him on a time out
Same host different name.
Just plain cowardice.
Anything special that I don't already know?
You can't possibly believe your idol Gurv1000 and NN are two separate posters using you as a hackey sack and kicking you around the forums.
Get well soon
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
You can lie to some people all the time but you can't lie to everyone all the time with ur guru1000 handle naughty ninja.
As you spin more tales, just make sure it's at least entertaining and not delusional.
You paid Corey Wayne for a 1k skype session to come up with that lame reply.
Get your money back Spazm. I can help you for a discount. You have much to learn.
Enjoy your brief nap corky.
"Buy 1 get 3 items for free" (of course the cost + profit margins is already factored into the selling price, which means u r actually buying 4 items) and the gullible will think that's a shiet ton of free items.
Works every single time every day in every part of the world.