"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Fvck corey wayne
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Guru1000, I understand you need to create multiple handles to take on just Spaz.
Ain't I awesome?
Haha
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Post-traumatic stress disorder prompted from ducking, bobbing, weaving, and ejecting in the last two discussions—causing delusions of identity? LOL you’re going to OK lil’ guy. This one will be painless, I promise
Uh huh.
It's always you and a new handle that miraculously pops up when clashing with me doesn't it.
I would like to see which one of the regulars here is so gullible to even believe you.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Wasn’t Spaz already banned? So now an ex SoSuave-con turned snitch? Haha
Good night Spaz, I’ll let NN have his entertainment with you for now ...
Are you going to start cutting yourself with your pet cats claw Spazm?
Yes you are correct again. Spazm was under his current account and permanently when he had posted as Yannick.
The same Yannick who would pay to bottle and sniff yours and poon king farts. Posters who were around when Yannick posted on here will remember he was the same Spaz then as he is now. Only thing changed is that his idol Gvru has shunned and placed him on a time out
Same host different name.
Just plain cowardice.
Anything special that I don't already know?
You can't possibly believe your idol Gurv1000 and NN are two separate posters using you as a hackey sack and kicking you around the forums.
Get well soon
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You can lie to some people all the time but you can't lie to everyone all the time with ur guru1000 handle naughty ninja.
As you spin more tales, just make sure it's at least entertaining and not delusional.
You paid Corey Wayne for a 1k skype session to come up with that lame reply.
Get your money back Spazm. I can help you for a discount. You have much to learn.
Enjoy your brief nap corky.
"Buy 1 get 3 items for free" (of course the cost + profit margins is already factored into the selling price, which means u r actually buying 4 items) and the gullible will think that's a shiet ton of free items.
Works every single time every day in every part of the world.