"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Fvck corey wayne
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Guru1000, I understand you need to create multiple handles to take on just Spaz.
Ain't I awesome?
Haha
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Post-traumatic stress disorder prompted from ducking, bobbing, weaving, and ejecting in the last two discussions—causing delusions of identity? LOL you’re going to OK lil’ guy. This one will be painless, I promise
Uh huh.
It's always you and a new handle that miraculously pops up when clashing with me doesn't it.
I would like to see which one of the regulars here is so gullible to even believe you.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Wasn’t Spaz already banned? So now an ex SoSuave-con turned snitch? Haha
Good night Spaz, I’ll let NN have his entertainment with you for now ...
Are you going to start cutting yourself with your pet cats claw Spazm?
Yes you are correct again. Spazm was under his current account and permanently when he had posted as Yannick.
The same Yannick who would pay to bottle and sniff yours and poon king farts. Posters who were around when Yannick posted on here will remember he was the same Spaz then as he is now. Only thing changed is that his idol Gvru has shunned and placed him on a time out
Same host different name.
Just plain cowardice.
Anything special that I don't already know?
You can't possibly believe your idol Gurv1000 and NN are two separate posters using you as a hackey sack and kicking you around the forums.
Get well soon
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You can lie to some people all the time but you can't lie to everyone all the time with ur guru1000 handle naughty ninja.
As you spin more tales, just make sure it's at least entertaining and not delusional.
You paid Corey Wayne for a 1k skype session to come up with that lame reply.
Get your money back Spazm. I can help you for a discount. You have much to learn.
Enjoy your brief nap corky.
"Buy 1 get 3 items for free" (of course the cost + profit margins is already factored into the selling price, which means u r actually buying 4 items) and the gullible will think that's a shiet ton of free items.
Works every single time every day in every part of the world.