Funny Sneak attack

[kingwilliam]

I was at a bar and this 860 had her phone out apparently sending a text or something. I walked up to her and acted as if I were giving her my number.

"6-1-5......2-8-9......"

She looked at me and couldn't hold back a smile, and said, "now that's original!"

I ended up hanging out with her the rest of the night, got her number, and have nailed to her to the wall a couple of times lately.....

I thought it was a funny improv pick up line (I hate rehearsed lines)

 

[comic_relief]

here is another funny sneak attack that I use.

I go up to a girl that has her phone out and club her in the back of the head with a giant tree branch. I then drag her back to my place and make her cook for me. That is a true sneak attack. To make sure that she doesn't get mad in the morning when I have her tied up so she doesn't run away I give her :flowers:

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btw good improv opener.

comic_relief

 

[Kev07]

Pretty cool, I'll definetely try it sometime.

 

[thricerx7]

props.
i like it. simple. easy.

and i too plan on using it out there!

good stuff.

 

[Sean Stock]

GOOD idea. Stolen.

 

[mintxx]

excellent. especially the cooking bit

 

[War Against Betaism]

If a woman checks her cellphone, you could say "Did he call yet?"