"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny Sneak attack

kingwilliam

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I was at a bar and this 860 had her phone out apparently sending a text or something. I walked up to her and acted as if I were giving her my number.

"6-1-5......2-8-9......"

She looked at me and couldn't hold back a smile, and said, "now that's original!"

I ended up hanging out with her the rest of the night, got her number, and have nailed to her to the wall a couple of times lately.....

I thought it was a funny improv pick up line (I hate rehearsed lines)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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comic_relief

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here is another funny sneak attack that I use.

I go up to a girl that has her phone out and club her in the back of the head with a giant tree branch. I then drag her back to my place and make her cook for me. That is a true sneak attack. To make sure that she doesn't get mad in the morning when I have her tied up so she doesn't run away I give her :flowers:

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btw good improv opener.

comic_relief
 

thricerx7

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props.
i like it. simple. easy.

and i too plan on using it out there!

good stuff.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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mintxx

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excellent. especially the cooking bit
 

War Against Betaism

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If a woman checks her cellphone, you could say "Did he call yet?"
 
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