"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Funny Sneak attack

kingwilliam

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I was at a bar and this 860 had her phone out apparently sending a text or something. I walked up to her and acted as if I were giving her my number.

"6-1-5......2-8-9......"

She looked at me and couldn't hold back a smile, and said, "now that's original!"

I ended up hanging out with her the rest of the night, got her number, and have nailed to her to the wall a couple of times lately.....

I thought it was a funny improv pick up line (I hate rehearsed lines)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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comic_relief

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here is another funny sneak attack that I use.

I go up to a girl that has her phone out and club her in the back of the head with a giant tree branch. I then drag her back to my place and make her cook for me. That is a true sneak attack. To make sure that she doesn't get mad in the morning when I have her tied up so she doesn't run away I give her :flowers:

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btw good improv opener.

comic_relief
 

thricerx7

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props.
i like it. simple. easy.

and i too plan on using it out there!

good stuff.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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mintxx

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excellent. especially the cooking bit
 

War Against Betaism

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If a woman checks her cellphone, you could say "Did he call yet?"
 
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