"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny Russian poster

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oxide said:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5848/picture2qtr.png


Translated:

"Don't give it up for your husband?"

"Get your stuff, f*ck off to your mothers" (go live with your mother)



I saw what girls replied to it on facebook, all of them were laughing their asses off saying "so true"
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:

The only thing purported to be russian was the poster. I think you inferred the rest. :kick:
 
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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:

Let's rephrase and be smart instead of idiotic, alright?

What you meant to say is that russians who LIVE in russia do not have facebook and have vkontakte.ru instead...........russians who live in the USA have both facebook and vkontakte.ru
 
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