"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny Russian poster

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BigJimbo

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Oxide said:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5848/picture2qtr.png


Translated:

"Don't give it up for your husband?"

"Get your stuff, f*ck off to your mothers" (go live with your mother)



I saw what girls replied to it on facebook, all of them were laughing their asses off saying "so true"
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:

The only thing purported to be russian was the poster. I think you inferred the rest. :kick:
 
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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Russians don't use facebook. They use vkontakte.com. Never heard of anyone who even speaks Russian using facebook unless they were the most annoying people in the world (those who left for the West). Trust me. Russia and this forum would NEVER go together :moon: . Now, don't even get me started about those who left for the West. :eek:

Let's rephrase and be smart instead of idiotic, alright?

What you meant to say is that russians who LIVE in russia do not have facebook and have vkontakte.ru instead...........russians who live in the USA have both facebook and vkontakte.ru
 
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