"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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funny new years eve pickup gone wrong

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So i was on my way to my g/f house to pick her up, when my sister called an wanted me to buy 2 bag's of green apples (dont know why).

Ok so then i stoped by walmart an went an grabbed 2 bags of apples an since it was new years eve around 8pm their were alot of people, so i went into the express line an had maybe 6 people ahead of me.

Alright so here's the good part i get in the line an infront of me, is this HB 8 in a black dress an heel's lookin good so im standin in line thinking "hey i wonder if i still got it?"

So i was like wow the line is way up their i thought i was gonna get out of here already...She just turns slightly an nod's but doesnt say anything, ok so scratch that. I saw she just had a camera an i was like hey, you wanna let me cut infront of you?

She turn's and is like why?, all i have is a camera an im like yea so but i have 2 bags of apples an they arnt light you know..She then turns all the way around and is like yea well im pregnant...:eek: i was like o my bad im sorry you didnt look pregnant from back here she had a belly an everything. I felt like such a dumbass

Anyway i was like strike out..:trouble: She was like yea your a little late
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Derek Flint said:
When did you try to attempt a PU? :confused:
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Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
 
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you could of picked up 2 fo tha price of 1 bro!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SikWitIt said:
Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
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I don't understand the correlation between asking if you can cut in front of her, and attempting to pick her up as the title of this thread indicated. :confused:

Not trying to bust your balls, just doesn't seem like asking to cut in front of her has anything to do with PU, or even an attempt at it.
 
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