"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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funny new years eve pickup gone wrong

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So i was on my way to my g/f house to pick her up, when my sister called an wanted me to buy 2 bag's of green apples (dont know why).

Ok so then i stoped by walmart an went an grabbed 2 bags of apples an since it was new years eve around 8pm their were alot of people, so i went into the express line an had maybe 6 people ahead of me.

Alright so here's the good part i get in the line an infront of me, is this HB 8 in a black dress an heel's lookin good so im standin in line thinking "hey i wonder if i still got it?"

So i was like wow the line is way up their i thought i was gonna get out of here already...She just turns slightly an nod's but doesnt say anything, ok so scratch that. I saw she just had a camera an i was like hey, you wanna let me cut infront of you?

She turn's and is like why?, all i have is a camera an im like yea so but i have 2 bags of apples an they arnt light you know..She then turns all the way around and is like yea well im pregnant...:eek: i was like o my bad im sorry you didnt look pregnant from back here she had a belly an everything. I felt like such a dumbass

Anyway i was like strike out..:trouble: She was like yea your a little late
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Derek Flint said:
When did you try to attempt a PU? :confused:
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Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
 
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you could of picked up 2 fo tha price of 1 bro!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SikWitIt said:
Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
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I don't understand the correlation between asking if you can cut in front of her, and attempting to pick her up as the title of this thread indicated. :confused:

Not trying to bust your balls, just doesn't seem like asking to cut in front of her has anything to do with PU, or even an attempt at it.
 
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